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Old 05-03-21, 11:45 AM   #16
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I found this wrapped up in tissue paper and hidden in the pantry about an hour ago. She says she bought it in a charity shop a while back because she "had an idea" (meaning some kind of craft project)

I said "Here's an idea... chuck it in the bin"
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Old 05-03-21, 12:23 PM   #17
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If it's made of brass or bronze?
The "Idea" may have been to beat you to death with it.
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Old 05-03-21, 12:26 PM   #18
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I found this wrapped up in tissue paper and hidden in the pantry about an hour ago. She says she bought it in a charity shop a while back because she "had an idea" (meaning some kind of craft project)

I said "Here's an idea... chuck it in the bin"
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If it's made of brass or bronze?
The "Idea" may have been to beat you to death with it.
OH dear........
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Old 05-03-21, 12:50 PM   #19
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^ Oh DEER ..

I think it could look quite good in the right environment

On the other hand, if it's made of brass or bronze, you could melt it and create another sculpture
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^ Oh DEER ..
You don't act married.

That is, literally, the "Oh Dear.." reminder sculpture as in "Oh dear, (when you have a spare minute) remember to pull up the old shrubs and plant the new ones".


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Old 05-03-21, 02:16 PM   #21
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It's ceramic with a chromed metal glaze, probably not heavy enough to beat me to death with... but it did make me feel a little ill when I first saw it
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BTW, if you look closely, the deer in back is pushing the deer in front in a direction it wasn't even thinking about.

If you look even more closely, the deer in front is wearing its favorite football jersey and holding a remote.


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Looks like a classic case of 'dear porn' to me.
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Looks like a classic case of 'dear porn' to me.
Indeed! Poor Eich: sneakkin' around his own pantry, finding secret wifey projects...he's in a bit of a springtime rut to say the least.
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Have Moira tested for COVID Glynn, I fear she may have lost her sense of taste

Best of 2021 right there!
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a nice creamer for your coffee and you're complaining.
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Spot on there mate, a damned good creamer especially when having guests.
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Use it as ammunition for a high pressure air cannon. You only lived when you flattened someone with a golden bambi.
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I found this wrapped up in tissue paper and hidden in the pantry about an hour ago. She says she bought it in a charity shop a while back because she "had an idea" (meaning some kind of craft project)

I said "Here's an idea... chuck it in the bin"



Dude, our wives must never, ever meet!
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Dude, our wives must never, ever meet!



And I wonder whether our wives secretly met before
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