The joke thread II - Page 280

Jimbuna · 03-28-23, 06:04 AM

When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.

Jimbuna · 03-28-23, 06:32 AM

I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.

Platapus · 03-28-23, 04:37 PM

My boss was yelling about how he hates lazy people

I asked him why, they don't do anything.

Jimbuna · 03-29-23, 05:55 AM

I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.

Jimbuna · 03-29-23, 06:03 AM

Did you hear about the soldier who survived being attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray.

He’s now become a seasoned veteran.

03-28-23, 06:04 AM	#4186
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 168,957 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-28-23, 06:32 AM	#4187
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 168,957 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-28-23, 04:37 PM	#4188
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 17,857 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	My boss was yelling about how he hates lazy people I asked him why, they don't do anything. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-29-23, 05:55 AM	#4189
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 168,957 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-29-23, 06:03 AM	#4190
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 168,957 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Did you hear about the soldier who survived being attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray. He’s now become a seasoned veteran. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

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