The joke thread II - Page 348

Jimbuna · 04-23-24, 08:01 AM

The topic of the day at Army Airborne School was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. We had just gotten to the part about reserve parachutes when another student raised his hand.

“If the main parachute malfunctions,” he said, “how long do we have to deploy the reserve?”

Looking the trooper square in the face, the instructor replied, “The rest of your life.”

Platapus · 04-23-24, 03:50 PM

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines?

She had issues.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,939 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.