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[Jimbuna]

If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?

[Jimbuna]

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbours.

[Jimbuna]

I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

[Jimbuna]

My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

[Jimbuna]

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

[mapuc]

.....not here

Markus

[Jimbuna]

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.

[Catfish]

»The sitting Dead«

[Jimbuna]

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

[Jimbuna]

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

[Jimbuna]

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

[Jimbuna]

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

[mapuc]

Why does grown-up complain about the harvest, when they have sown the seed them self.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.