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[Jimbuna]

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

[Jimbuna]

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

[Jimbuna]

Your bank account can be overdrawn, but it can never be overfilled.

[Eichhörnchen]

YOUR ALCOHOLIC NAME IS:


YOUR FIRST NAME
+
YOUR SECOND NAME

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.

[Jimbuna]

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

[Jimbuna]

If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.

[Jimbuna]

When I die, I’d like the word ‘Humble’ to be written in diamonds on my 20ft statue made from solid gold.

[Jimbuna]

If you want someone who will listen to you every time, do everything you tell them to do, and always be there for you for better or for worse, get a dog.

[Jimbuna]

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

[Jimbuna]

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

[Jimbuna]

Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?

[Jimbuna]

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

[Jimbuna]

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

[Jimbuna]

When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.