Here's What You'll Face When You Try to Invade Area 51

Onkel Neal · 07-18-19, 05:36 AM

Hmm... which group is Mulder in?

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The American public has long had a fascination with Area 51, and traditional allegations that the U.S. government is harboring flying saucers, bits of crashed saucers, and actual aliens. Public distrust in government remains at historic lows. Just 17 percent of the American people “trust the government in Washington all or most of the time.” Given those factors, it’s not hard to see why “Let’s see them aliens” has become such an appealing rallying cry.

More than one million people have signed up on Facebook to breach the gates of the most famous top secret government facility in the world.

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/he...51-1836420016?

em2nought · 07-18-19, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

https://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/he...51-1836420016?

They must be getting bored with Burning Man.

STEED · 07-18-19, 08:00 AM

Who cares we all know the aliens are now stored at area 52.

Catfish · 07-18-19, 08:48 AM

If the aliens sought for intelligent life they may have flown away immediately.

u crank · 07-18-19, 08:52 AM

This could be a good way to thin out the herd. Make it an annual event.

Jimbuna · 07-18-19, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

This could be a good way to thin out the herd. Make it an annual event.

The Spaniards have already thought of that

em2nought · 07-18-19, 12:18 PM

The Karens will probably get fragged.

ikalugin · 07-18-19, 04:08 PM

Cammo dudes do not joke around.

vienna · 07-18-19, 04:28 PM

[Tin Foil Hat Time]; I bet this is a set up by;

Choose One or more -

1. The Russkies

2. China

3. Iran

4. NK

5. Facebook

6. Elon Musk

7. A Second Round Draft Pick TBD

to breach our security and steal our advanced research data under the ruse of alien-chasing. Stand firm , aliens! Hold your bi=orders: I hear walls are very effective...

[End of Tin Foil Hat Time]

... we now return you to the usual, normal Federal inanity...

,O.

ikalugin · 07-18-19, 04:53 PM

In here tinfoil people claim that this is arranged by USG to test if anyone would actually turn up. If noone does then they would go full on totalitarian on the internet.

vienna · 07-18-19, 04:59 PM

Different place, same tinfoil...

<O>

nikimcbee · 07-18-19, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Who cares we all know the aliens are now stored at area 52.

I bet a plate of pub fish-n-chips (with a pint), Steed is in the furry group, or is that just a Toronto thing?

The truth is out there.

nikimcbee · 07-18-19, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ikalugin

Cammo dudes do not joke around.

That looks like the wrong type of bike for the job. Needs more motodude.

nikimcbee · 07-18-19, 06:03 PM

They should've said, it this Sturgis?

mapuc · 07-18-19, 08:39 PM

I have the same thought

Who are behind this

Is it only a ordinary person who came up with this idea and started this group on fb ? Just as a fun thing to do

Or is a group behind it ?

Markus

07-18-19, 08:00 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Who cares we all know the aliens are now stored at area 52. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-18-19, 08:48 AM	#4
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	If the aliens sought for intelligent life they may have flown away immediately. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

07-18-19, 08:52 AM	#5
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,558 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	This could be a good way to thin out the herd. Make it an annual event. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

07-18-19, 12:18 PM	#7
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,264 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The Karens will probably get fragged. __________________ Looks like we need a Lemon Law for Presidents now! DNC sold us a dud, and they knew it.

07-18-19, 04:08 PM	#8
ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Cammo dudes do not joke around. __________________ Grumpy as always.

07-18-19, 04:28 PM	#9
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,506 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	[Tin Foil Hat Time]; I bet this is a set up by; Choose One or more - 1. The Russkies 2. China 3. Iran 4. NK 5. Facebook 6. Elon Musk 7. A Second Round Draft Pick TBD to breach our security and steal our advanced research data under the ruse of alien-chasing. Stand firm , aliens! Hold your bi=orders: I hear walls are very effective... [End of Tin Foil Hat Time] ... we now return you to the usual, normal Federal inanity... ,O. __________________ __________________________________________________ __

07-18-19, 04:53 PM	#10
ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	In here tinfoil people claim that this is arranged by USG to test if anyone would actually turn up. If noone does then they would go full on totalitarian on the internet. __________________ Grumpy as always.

07-18-19, 04:59 PM	#11
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,506 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Different place, same tinfoil... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

07-18-19, 06:03 PM	#14
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,924 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	They should've said, it this Sturgis? __________________

07-18-19, 08:39 PM	#15
mapuc Fleet Admiral Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 17,870 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I have the same thought Who are behind this Is it only a ordinary person who came up with this idea and started this group on fb ? Just as a fun thing to do Or is a group behind it ? Markus