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04-15-24, 07:14 AM | #5191 |
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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04-15-24, 03:12 PM | #5192 |
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Since moonlight is just reflected sunlight, why aren't all vampires killed automatically at night?
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04-16-24, 05:48 AM | #5193 |
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I was already a nervous wreck about my upcoming surgery. It didn’t help matters when the admitting nurse absent-mindedly asked me, “Have you had a hysterectomy before?”
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04-16-24, 03:46 PM | #5194 |
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Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar?
He ordered everyone around.
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04-17-24, 06:24 AM | #5195 |
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A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” he says.
“Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
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04-17-24, 02:37 PM | #5196 |
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Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
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04-18-24, 05:54 AM | #5197 |
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I hang on to my old, beat-up appliances as long as they keep working. I thought my wife shared, or at least accepted, my philosophy. But the other morning, I saw a note posted in front of my 15-year-old coffeemaker: “Jurassic Perk.”
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04-18-24, 03:20 PM | #5198 |
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I wanted to take a bath,
but decided to leave it where it is.
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04-19-24, 06:48 AM | #5199 |
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Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast.
One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old guy’s pancakes. The second biker spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate onto the floor. Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves. “Not much of a man, was he?” says one of the bikers. “Not much of a driver, either,” says the waitress. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
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