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06-05-20, 02:07 AM | #1906 |
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I entered a "Best Beard" competition today but I only came second.
I really shouldn't have allowed my wife to enter as well.
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06-05-20, 02:14 AM | #1907 |
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06-05-20, 05:47 AM | #1908 |
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06-05-20, 05:49 AM | #1909 |
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Had a really great night out last night according to my police report.
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06-05-20, 05:52 AM | #1910 |
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A good friend will bail you out of Jail at 4 in the morning
A great friend will be sitting next to you saying "Man that was so fun!"
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06-05-20, 06:28 AM | #1911 |
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My wife's doing a sponsored parachute jump tomorrow, and I am genuinely terrified that the chute might not open.
Last time something that big hit the earth, the dinosaurs got wiped out.
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06-06-20, 01:34 PM | #1912 |
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Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security don’t like it when you shout ‘hi-Jack’.
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06-06-20, 01:36 PM | #1913 |
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Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher?
Because their was no chemistry
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06-06-20, 05:13 PM | #1914 |
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I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a slice of bread.
The birds were all over me. ------------------------------------------------------------------- "What do you want for Sunday lunch?" asked my wife earlier. "There's chicken, lamb or beef." It was a tough choice. But then everything she cooks is tough.
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06-06-20, 08:44 PM | #1915 | |
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Guess there was no proper spelling between the two of them either.
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06-07-20, 05:44 AM | #1916 |
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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.
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06-07-20, 05:45 AM | #1917 |
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I’m not saying my dad’s the jealous type, but we were never allowed to be breast fed.
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06-07-20, 08:09 AM | #1918 |
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I'm thinking of planning on being more spontaneous in the future.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I was watching Jurassic park the other day, then I thought, "Not only does my daughter have a stupid name, she's cant drive either".
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06-07-20, 11:44 AM | #1919 | |
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Here is my joke: You might be a redneck if... You have a deer stand on your Christmas tree
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06-08-20, 08:36 AM | #1920 |
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I saw a billboard on the way to work this morning that read "Future Events."
It was a sign of things to come.
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