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Old 12-25-19, 01:37 PM   #1
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Old 12-25-19, 02:23 PM   #2
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Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research.
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What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames?


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Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this

Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol?

A: The First Narwhal
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That's a whale of a joke...






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Old 12-26-19, 10:29 AM   #7
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It served its porpoise
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/\WE KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2635122&postcount=8677 MERRY CRISTMAS! FOLLOWED BY THEBERBSTER'S
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Old 12-26-19, 12:27 PM   #9
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Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this

Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol?

A: The First Narwhal
Is this for "Novel"? Wait, was there a Narwhal in the stable?
And why dou call this 'carol', you could call it as well a christmas evelyn?
English...
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No-No-No-No-Noel!

And I don't know why we call them Carols... they might as well be called Moiras
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Old 12-27-19, 06:37 AM   #11
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What did Santa do when he went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker.
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Q: What kind of pizza does Santa like?

A: Deep pan crisp and even
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Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad "elf"!
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Santa's motorbike?

A Holly Davidson
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How many letters in the Alphabet???

25, the Angel said Noel.
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