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Old 01-10-2021, 03:18 PM   #1
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Nice Prius.
I'm joining Trump's new social media site.
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Old 01-10-2021, 03:37 PM   #2
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Do you come here often?

Here, let me pay for the beers.

Your much more intelligent than me.
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Old 01-10-2021, 04:58 PM   #3
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Old 01-10-2021, 08:10 PM   #4
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Your much more intelligent than me.
You're correct!

A penny for your thoughts.
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Old 01-10-2021, 08:14 PM   #5
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Sorry, but I pay my bills by putting them all in a hat at the end of the month. Because of your deplorable attitude, You're not even going in the hat this month.

No honey, dinner isn't overdone. I love when you burn dinner.

No, I don't think your nose is too big. I think your face is too small.

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Old 01-10-2021, 08:24 PM   #6
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Old 01-11-2021, 03:13 AM   #8
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Here I sit broken hearted paid my penny and only farted!!
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Old 01-11-2021, 06:48 AM   #9
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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
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Old 01-11-2021, 07:10 AM   #10
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Old 01-11-2021, 11:19 AM   #11
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Reece bought me a beer last night
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Old 01-11-2021, 11:31 AM   #12
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Sorry Reece,
I have seen that quote on many an outhouse and inhouse wall.
Talk about pay as you go.
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Old 01-11-2021, 12:46 PM   #13
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Old 01-11-2021, 12:59 PM   #14
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Old 01-11-2021, 01:10 PM   #15
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