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Old 08-13-19, 06:57 PM   #1
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Woman claims meth found inside her vagina isn’t hers, police say

https://www.kptv.com/woman-claims-me...7a4707874.html


I would really like to her try to explain this away.



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Meredith) – A Louisiana woman has been arrested after police say they found meth inside her vagina, but the woman claims the drugs aren’t hers.According to Fox News, 23-year-old Ashley Beth Rolland allegedly stole $5,000 from a man’s apartment while he was showering and fled the residence on July 31.


Rolland later confessed to police that she stole the money, authorities said.
According to an arrest report, a female officer searched Rolland and found the money along with a plastic bag containing one gram of meth inside Rolland’s vagina. Police say she told the officer that the drugs were not hers.


Rolland has been charged with theft and possession of a controlled dangerous substance.
Well since the money was not her's I guess the meth was not technically her's also?


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Old 08-13-19, 07:32 PM   #2
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What gave the authorities the right to check her vagina??? (wish I had that job)
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'Twat's that U say!? U blithering Aussie idiot! Don't U realize the difference 'twixt a law officer and a law orificer!!
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Old 08-13-19, 10:11 PM   #4
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Maybe she had a vaginal discharge ... Did you ever think of that?
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Oh you are awful but I like it!!


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I've heard of the tooth fairy ... The vagina fairy must of put it there
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Old 08-14-19, 05:21 AM   #7
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I actually pity the female officers who were called upon to carry out the search.
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Me too. Exploring a meth head's vajayjay is not on my bucket list.
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NO YOU DONT!
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NO YOU DONT!
Indeed; it's 2AM in a certain crack-infested twenty-five floor 'Frisco housing Federal project with 3 garage levels and you've just caught an umpteenth 200+lb male dealer (age 15-25...and stupid in the '90's)with the goods still on him...my third cuff-case only held the disposable rubber-gloves.. Most willingly"gave up the goods" when confronted with proctology 101 leaving me free to write the grave-shift report w/o sordid details. They blew up the asbestos contaminated rat-infested place in the late 90's...I did'nt let the door slam me in the ass on departure!
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