Critical Toilet Paper Poll - Page 3

fumo30 · 03-19-20, 02:19 AM

I'm run out of TP.

I've seen a lot of it in the shops, but the problem is that in these circumstances I just can't go and get it, cuz I don't want to be labeled as a hoarding idiot. So buying it now is not an option, NO-WAY!
But i'm no stupid, I know theres a lot of old news papers waiting for me in the garbage bins.

Man, I wish someone put an end to this corona thing quickly, I want to live a normal life.

Dowly · 03-19-20, 03:11 AM

One roll left. Just came back from the store, quite surprisingly there was none left. I thought better of our little city.

Jimbuna · 03-19-20, 07:05 AM

More than plenty, due mainly to the fact my daughters place of abode has three toilets and she has always kept a healthy supply in the garage.

Reece · 03-19-20, 07:20 AM

Yeh right!!

Everyone, Jim has been hoarding the toilet paper!!

STEED · 03-19-20, 08:11 AM

ATTENTION UK STAND BY FOR BLOCKED DRAINS!

Yes it is going to happen as people flush kitchen paper and news paper down the toilets blocking the drains and in the long term BACTERIA....

I don't want to say anymore as Bacteria is smarter.

So spread the word and stop people doing the wrong thing or you run the risk.

Onkel Neal · 03-19-20, 10:21 AM

Here's some valuable help for you!

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

Jimbuna · 03-19-20, 10:45 AM

Reece · 03-19-20, 10:36 PM

Got 2 rolls today!! Yay I'm rich!!

ET2SN · 03-19-20, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

Thinking of starting a side line business.
Ask younger people what they need, Go buy it, then get a higher price from them for my troubles!

It gives new meaning to the phrase "gray market".

Aw, c'mon. Really? What does it take to make you people laugh?

Platapus · 03-23-20, 05:08 AM

There is an app for this

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

Created by London based student Software Developer Ben Sassoon and Artist Sam Harris after they had a discussion about how much toilet paper they each used on a day to day basis and how that would change during the pandemic. It has now been used by over 5,000,000 people and is helping to reduce toilet paper shortage round the world.

Sliders alter the amount of toilet rolls you have and the amount of times you go to the toilet everyday. There are also advanced settings which alter wipes per trip, sheets per wipe, sheets on roll and the length of your quarantine.

The average user has 500% more toilet paper than they need for quarantine.

STEED · 03-23-20, 05:23 AM

There is a slight problem with that and without be rude it all comes down to how much wiping is needed.

STEED · 03-23-20, 05:52 AM

GREAT NEWS, MARVEL COMICS SAVES US ALL...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ma...W2jnTMx6qdfYiM

Only draw back this will be rather expensive toilet paper.

Jimbuna · 03-23-20, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Got 2 rolls today!! Yay I'm rich!!

In terms of rolls that must mean I'm a millionaire

Jimbuna · 03-23-20, 07:15 AM

Things aren't looking so bad then.

STEED · 03-23-20, 08:06 AM

Reading reports water ccmpany's are urging people not to flush anything other than toilet paper and bin the rest as reports of blocked pipes have gone up.

All set for Mr. Bacteria wanting his share of killing thanks to stupid people...Lets all hope note.

View Poll Results: How many rolls of TP are in your inventory?
None, nada, we're out!	3	4.84%
1-4 rolls, it's looking grim here.	7	11.29%
5-10 rolls. All clear on the horizon.	25	40.32%
11-20 rolls. Will consider trades for mint condition Beanie Babies.	15	24.19%
21 +: When does prepping turn into hoarding? Dunno but my heinie is shiny.	12	19.35%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

03-19-20, 02:19 AM	#31
fumo30 Grey Wolf Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 872 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	I'm run out of TP. I've seen a lot of it in the shops, but the problem is that in these circumstances I just can't go and get it, cuz I don't want to be labeled as a hoarding idiot. So buying it now is not an option, NO-WAY! But i'm no stupid, I know theres a lot of old news papers waiting for me in the garbage bins. Man, I wish someone put an end to this corona thing quickly, I want to live a normal life. __________________

03-19-20, 07:05 AM	#33
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	More than plenty, due mainly to the fact my daughters place of abode has three toilets and she has always kept a healthy supply in the garage. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-19-20, 07:20 AM	#34
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 32,703 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Yeh right!! Everyone, Jim has been hoarding the toilet paper!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-19-20, 08:11 AM	#35
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	ATTENTION UK STAND BY FOR BLOCKED DRAINS! Yes it is going to happen as people flush kitchen paper and news paper down the toilets blocking the drains and in the long term BACTERIA.... I don't want to say anymore as Bacteria is smarter. So spread the word and stop people doing the wrong thing or you run the risk. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-19-20, 03:11 AM	#32
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,005 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	One roll left. Just came back from the store, quite surprisingly there was none left. I thought better of our little city.

03-19-20, 10:21 AM	#36
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,283 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	Here's some valuable help for you! https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

03-19-20, 10:45 AM	#37
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-19-20, 10:36 PM	#38
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 32,703 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Got 2 rolls today!! Yay I'm rich!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-23-20, 05:08 AM	#40
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,928 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Concerned about your toilet paper supply? There is an app for this https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/ Created by London based student Software Developer Ben Sassoon and Artist Sam Harris after they had a discussion about how much toilet paper they each used on a day to day basis and how that would change during the pandemic. It has now been used by over 5,000,000 people and is helping to reduce toilet paper shortage round the world. Sliders alter the amount of toilet rolls you have and the amount of times you go to the toilet everyday. There are also advanced settings which alter wipes per trip, sheets per wipe, sheets on roll and the length of your quarantine. The average user has 500% more toilet paper than they need for quarantine. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-23-20, 05:23 AM	#41
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	There is a slight problem with that and without be rude it all comes down to how much wiping is needed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-23-20, 05:52 AM	#42
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	GREAT NEWS, MARVEL COMICS SAVES US ALL... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=ma...W2jnTMx6qdfYiM Only draw back this will be rather expensive toilet paper. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-23-20, 07:15 AM	#44
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Things aren't looking so bad then. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

03-23-20, 08:06 AM	#45
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Reading reports water ccmpany's are urging people not to flush anything other than toilet paper and bin the rest as reports of blocked pipes have gone up. All set for Mr. Bacteria wanting his share of killing thanks to stupid people...Lets all hope note. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 03-23-20 at 08:29 AM.