Lolwaffles Afrika!

Oberon · 06-19-09, 05:35 PM

Welcome to the Desert, aka Hunters place.

Erwin Rommel and his Afrika Korps are smashing their way through to Egypt, and the glorious Lolwaffles have been sent back in time to help them!

Rommel: So Stefan, what is this glorious staffel we're receiving?
Frölich: Err...they're called the Lolwaffles, Herr Rommel
Rommel: This is an in-joke, right?
Frölich: Erm...

Hunter: Schiesse, this is hot!
Schroeder: It is hot in Africa
Hunter: Shut up Smartarse!
Red Max: Hey, they've given us G2s!
Oberon: G2s? Decent aircraft? Is Goring feeling alright?

Mission One:
Escort He-111s on a bombing mission to Malta, elite Spitfire pilots from the Battle of Britain are to be expected.

Schroeder: Spitfires on the runway! ALLAH ACKBAR! *kaboom*
Task Force: Wrong airforce, gak, there goes my engine
Red Max: Achtung Spitfire!

Oberon: I thought these guys were supposed to be Battle of Britain veterans....
Red Max: They are
Oberon: Then they should know not to fly straight and level in a combat zone for longer than ten seconds!!!

Mission Two:
Fw-190s and Bf-109G2s on a ground attack.

Task Force: What does this button do?
Hunter: GAK!
Task Force: GAK!

Oberon: Hey Schroeder, catch this!

Schroeder: Right, you're in for it now...
Oberon: GAK!

Rommel: We're doomed....

PROPAGANDA / VIDEOS

http://s243.photobucket.com/albums/f...flesAfrika.flv

XabbaRus · 06-19-09, 05:38 PM

Ooh looks like I have come back at the right time.

Task Force · 06-19-09, 05:40 PM

yep... were in africa...

HunterICX · 06-20-09, 03:28 AM

(Left: HunterICX, Middle: Rommel, Right: Schroeder)

Rommel: Well schroeder, I shall now explain you the basics of ground attacking with a 109...since you just managed to ram yourself into your targets instead of strafing them.
Schroeder: but...but...but I am the expert on this terrain I don't need to know the basics I passed those tests long before that cheesehead was even born!
Rommel: Fatty said he's the only Smartass here and he knows the best for you.
HunterICX: *snorts* Grrmmfffp hehehe
Schroeder: Shut uuuup!

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HunterICX

Oberon · 06-20-09, 04:54 AM

I think I've found my skin for this campaign:

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Landing's and take-offs, however, fell well below the usual Squadron standards. Once he borrowed a new Macchi 205 from a neighbouring Italian Squadron and crashed it on landing. It left a poor impression of his general ability as a pilot

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Shortly afterwards, in early October 1940, after having claimed seven aerial victories all them flying with I.(Jagd)/LG 2 Marseille was transferred to 4./Jagdgeschwader 52, flying alongside the likes of Johannes Steinhoff and Gerhard Barkhorn. He wrote off four aircraft as a result of operations during this period

Sounds like my kind of guy

HunterICX · 06-20-09, 04:57 AM

Yep, nice find

HunterICX

Raptor1 · 06-20-09, 12:42 PM

Right, who is responsible for this campaign?

XabbaRus · 06-20-09, 12:55 PM

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and inability to fly as a wingman

So who does this sound like in our squadron.

Marseille did sound like he would fit in with us.

Did you get that skin at M4T?

BTW which squadron are we with?

Raptor1 · 06-20-09, 01:03 PM

Bf 109s, Fw 190s, gunpods...don't tell me...

Oberon · 06-20-09, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

Bf 109s, Fw 190s, gunpods...don't tell me...

It's the guy you nuked.

And yeah Xabba, I got the skin from M4T, it's originally for the F4 but seems to work alright with the G2

Task Force · 06-20-09, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

Bf 109s, Fw 190s, gunpods...don't tell me...

Bf 109 g2 with or without gunpods, your choice in this campaign. fw 190s sometimes.

Raptor1 · 06-20-09, 02:39 PM

I almost shudder to think about the amount of civilians that would have to die for our suffering in this campaign...

Oberon · 06-20-09, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

I almost shudder to think about the amount of civilians that would have to die for our suffering in this campaign...

Well, if it helps, I did a test with 12 B-29s in the Pacific and didn't kill IL2

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 06-20-09, 05:37 PM

Heres my skin for this campaign, also its my first desert skin.

Yes I know it has a swastika, deal with it!!!

Oberon · 06-20-09, 06:06 PM

Some propaganda of the time to celebrate:

06-19-09, 05:35 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Lolwaffles Afrika! *Welcome to the Desert, aka Hunters place.* Erwin Rommel and his Afrika Korps are smashing their way through to Egypt, and the glorious Lolwaffles have been sent back in time to help them! Rommel: So Stefan, what is this glorious staffel we're receiving? Frölich: Err...they're called the Lolwaffles, Herr Rommel Rommel: This is an in-joke, right? Frölich: Erm... Hunter: Schiesse, this is hot! Schroeder: It is hot in Africa Hunter: Shut up Smartarse! Red Max: Hey, they've given us G2s! Oberon: G2s? Decent aircraft? Is Goring feeling alright? *Mission One:* Escort He-111s on a bombing mission to Malta, elite Spitfire pilots from the Battle of Britain are to be expected. Schroeder: Spitfires on the runway! ALLAH ACKBAR! *kaboom* Task Force: Wrong airforce, gak, there goes my engine Red Max: Achtung Spitfire! Oberon: I thought these guys were supposed to be Battle of Britain veterans.... Red Max: They are Oberon: Then they should know not to fly straight and level in a combat zone for longer than ten seconds!!! *Mission Two:* Fw-190s and Bf-109G2s on a ground attack. Task Force: What does this button do? Hunter: GAK! Task Force: GAK! Oberon: Hey Schroeder, catch this! Schroeder: Right, you're in for it now... Oberon: GAK! Rommel: We're doomed.... PROPAGANDA / VIDEOS http://s243.photobucket.com/albums/f...flesAfrika.flv Last edited by HunterICX; 06-21-09 at 11:11 AM.

06-19-09, 05:38 PM	#2
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Ooh looks like I have come back at the right time. __________________

06-19-09, 05:40 PM	#3
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	yep... were in africa... __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

06-20-09, 03:28 AM	#4
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	(Left: HunterICX, Middle: Rommel, Right: Schroeder) Rommel: Well schroeder, I shall now explain you the basics of ground attacking with a 109...since you just managed to ram yourself into your targets instead of strafing them. Schroeder: but...but...but I am the expert on this terrain I don't need to know the basics I passed those tests long before that cheesehead was even born! Rommel: Fatty said he's the only Smartass here and he knows the best for you. HunterICX: snorts Grrmmfffp hehehe Schroeder: Shut uuuup! --- HunterICX __________________

06-20-09, 04:57 AM	#6
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,749 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Yep, nice find HunterICX __________________

06-20-09, 12:42 PM	#7
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Right, who is responsible for this campaign? __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

06-20-09, 01:03 PM	#9
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Bf 109s, Fw 190s, gunpods...don't tell me... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

06-20-09, 02:39 PM	#12
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	I almost shudder to think about the amount of civilians that would have to die for our suffering in this campaign... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

06-20-09, 05:37 PM	#14
Kptlt. Neuerburg Admiral Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,244 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	Heres my skin for this campaign, also its my first desert skin. Yes I know it has a swastika, deal with it!!! __________________ "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

06-20-09, 06:06 PM	#15
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Some propaganda of the time to celebrate: