IL2 Online?

BilboSmeggins · 02-15-09, 07:01 AM

Hi all

Just started giving IL2 1946 a blast. Where am I best looking to get some online action. Preferably without too much modding. I'm patched up to 4.08, and that's about it. I can take off and land, without too much bother

, it's the shooty bit in between that gives me headaches

.

I'm getting a little tired of the AI's ability to massacre me, and was hoping to find people online who are even more inept than me so that I might shoot them

Any help appreciated (particularly sitting ducks

)

All the best, Andy

Raptor1 · 02-15-09, 07:13 AM

HyperLobby

Valantine · 02-15-09, 10:56 AM

What you need is a good Human pilot as a wingman / team with you to keep those pesky AI off whilst you learn!
In which case I will provide you with the shameless plug that is www.iijg53.com - a coop squadron with worldwide membership! Drop by and check us out if you fancy having a bunch of friendlies to back you up!
V

TheBrauerHour · 02-15-09, 11:46 AM

Flew with Misner (a member of JG53) yesterday. A very good pilot. He knows how to handle a 109.

XabbaRus · 02-15-09, 12:02 PM

Go to the mod site and download the unified installer 1.1

Install it and then join us on teamspeak mon, wed, and fri.

There is a thread with the details or ask hunter.

We are know as the subsim circus...not to be confused with Richthofen's circu..Think more clowns...

Oberon · 02-15-09, 03:30 PM

Essential phrases for the Subsim pilot:

"Where the hell did he come from?"
"Goddamn kill-stealing AI!"
"Nicht Landen!"
" 'Insert subject here' are overrated."
"What did he say?" (to be used after any of Schroeders sentances)
"Smartarse." (see above)
"Bloody Italian Flak gunners!"
"My plane is upside down!" (to be used if you're Oberon and you have just landed.)
"What the hell is this heap of junk?!" (to be used if you are given the 109G2)
"I wannaaa ****er-Wuuullffff!!"

(When did the 190 become censored?! :S )

Schroeder · 02-15-09, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

Essential phrases for the Subsim pilot:

"What did he say?" (to be used after any of Schroeders sentances)

One moment, from my point of view (or hearing) this can be said after every sentence from someone else.

(yes, I know the problem is on my end but I can't do anything about it.

)

Quote:

"What the hell is this heap of junk?!" (to be used if you are given the 109G2)

109G6 it is.

(proving another sentence from above right....)

Quote:

(When did the 190 become censored?! :S )

Ask Dowly he knows more about that.

And you forgot my favorite:

"I don't see sh*t!! Where are the enemies?"

Raptor1 · 02-15-09, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

"I don't see sh*t!! Where are the enemies?"

Enemies is such a relative term...look at the Italians...or...your wingman...

Kratos · 02-15-09, 05:10 PM

Ya'll forgot one phrase

''Who's that''

''that be Task force''

''shoot the b*st**d'' :rotfl:

Task Force · 02-15-09, 06:14 PM

I also have a version of that.

Is that who I think it is.

Kratos flying infront of me... He knows better.

I wana pull that trigger... But... hunter will kick me...

Kratos · 02-15-09, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force

I also have a version of that.

Is that who I think it is.

Kratos flying infront of me... He knows better.

I wana pull that trigger... But... hunter will kick me...

AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT !

Task Force · 02-15-09, 06:21 PM

Yea, hunter has used his scare tatics before.

Task Force: Im gonna fly by him one more time.

Hunter: If you do that again, im gonna kick you.

(I soon landed.)

:rotfl:

Oberon · 02-15-09, 06:40 PM

One other:

"Is that Task Forces tail sticking out of the control tower?"

Task Force · 02-15-09, 08:51 PM

Well... theres a story to that. I did know that getting close to the tower would make me loose a wing. I didnt even touch the tower.

D** you oleg's world.

:rotfl:

BilboSmeggins · 02-16-09, 09:27 AM

Thanks all

I've had a quick peek at the site you suggested, Valantine. Looks very good. I'll just get a little practice with the BF109G2, which I've not really used up 'til now, and then I'll sign up and treat you all to a display of absolute ineptitude

. I may even demonstrate my favourite phrase - "My bloody joystick's pissing about again. No, wait...... I've lost a wing"

Cheers, andy

02-15-09, 07:01 AM	#1
BilboSmeggins Sailor man Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 43 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	IL2 Online? Hi all Just started giving IL2 1946 a blast. Where am I best looking to get some online action. Preferably without too much modding. I'm patched up to 4.08, and that's about it. I can take off and land, without too much bother , it's the shooty bit in between that gives me headaches . I'm getting a little tired of the AI's ability to massacre me, and was hoping to find people online who are even more inept than me so that I might shoot them Any help appreciated (particularly sitting ducks ) All the best, Andy

02-15-09, 07:13 AM	#2
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	HyperLobby __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

02-15-09, 10:56 AM	#3
Valantine Planesman Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 193 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	What you need is a good Human pilot as a wingman / team with you to keep those pesky AI off whilst you learn! In which case I will provide you with the shameless plug that is www.iijg53.com - a coop squadron with worldwide membership! Drop by and check us out if you fancy having a bunch of friendlies to back you up! V __________________ ARMA 3 Co-Op Battalion Recruiting Worldwide http://www.iijg53.com

02-15-09, 12:02 PM	#5
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Go to the mod site and download the unified installer 1.1 Install it and then join us on teamspeak mon, wed, and fri. There is a thread with the details or ask hunter. We are know as the subsim circus...not to be confused with Richthofen's circu..Think more clowns... __________________

02-15-09, 05:10 PM	#9
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ya'll forgot one phrase ''Who's that'' ''that be Task force'' ''shoot the bst*d'' :rotfl: __________________

02-15-09, 11:46 AM	#4
TheBrauerHour Mr. Eastwood Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 364 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Flew with Misner (a member of JG53) yesterday. A very good pilot. He knows how to handle a 109.

02-15-09, 03:30 PM	#6
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Essential phrases for the Subsim pilot: "Where the hell did he come from?" "Goddamn kill-stealing AI!" "Nicht Landen!" " 'Insert subject here' are overrated." "What did he say?" (to be used after any of Schroeders sentances) "Smartarse." (see above) "Bloody Italian Flak gunners!" "My plane is upside down!" (to be used if you're Oberon and you have just landed.) "What the hell is this heap of junk?!" (to be used if you are given the 109G2) "I wannaaa ****er-Wuuullffff!!" (When did the 190 become censored?! :S )

02-15-09, 06:14 PM	#10
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I also have a version of that. Is that who I think it is. Kratos flying infront of me... He knows better. I wana pull that trigger... But... hunter will kick me... __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

02-15-09, 06:21 PM	#12
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Yea, hunter has used his scare tatics before. Task Force: Im gonna fly by him one more time. Hunter: If you do that again, im gonna kick you. (I soon landed.) :rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

02-15-09, 06:40 PM	#13
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	One other: "Is that Task Forces tail sticking out of the control tower?"

02-15-09, 08:51 PM	#14
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Well... theres a story to that. I did know that getting close to the tower would make me loose a wing. I didnt even touch the tower. D** you oleg's world. :rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

02-16-09, 09:27 AM	#15
BilboSmeggins Sailor man Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 43 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Thanks all I've had a quick peek at the site you suggested, Valantine. Looks very good. I'll just get a little practice with the BF109G2, which I've not really used up 'til now, and then I'll sign up and treat you all to a display of absolute ineptitude . I may even demonstrate my favourite phrase - "My bloody joystick's pissing about again. No, wait...... I've lost a wing" Cheers, andy