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Jimbuna · 12-14-19, 08:52 AM

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

Jimbuna · 12-15-19, 11:06 AM

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

Jimbuna · 12-16-19, 02:28 PM

The decision to decide is a decision in itself.

Aktungbby · 12-17-19, 02:16 AM

the decision not to decide is therefore decisive indecision...my specialty!

vienna · 12-17-19, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.

Being a sniper is awesome.

"I bought my mother-in-law a new chair...

..but my wife won't let me plug it in..."...

Milton Berle

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Jimbuna · 12-17-19, 06:29 AM

A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle.

Jimbuna · 12-17-19, 08:08 AM

Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year.

Jimbuna · 12-18-19, 07:53 AM

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Jimbuna · 12-19-19, 07:25 AM

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.

Eichhörnchen · 12-19-19, 10:53 AM

Did you know that if you rearrange the vowels in Robocop you get Robocop?

Aktungbby · 12-19-19, 12:08 PM

it's the same wth 'pocobor'

Jimbuna · 12-19-19, 07:46 PM

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Jimbuna · 12-20-19, 07:10 AM

God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it's like for a guy to catch a cold.

Jimbuna · 12-21-19, 08:43 AM

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

Jimbuna · 12-22-19, 06:49 AM

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

12-14-19, 08:52 AM	#8761
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-15-19, 11:06 AM	#8762
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-16-19, 02:28 PM	#8763
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The decision to decide is a decision in itself. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-17-19, 02:16 AM	#8764
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,850 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	the decision not to decide is therefore decisive indecision...my specialty! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

12-17-19, 06:29 AM	#8766
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A horse is dangerous at both ends, and uncomfortable in the middle. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-17-19, 08:08 AM	#8767
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-18-19, 07:53 AM	#8768
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-19-19, 07:25 AM	#8769
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-19-19, 10:53 AM	#8770
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,743 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Did you know that if you rearrange the vowels in Robocop you get Robocop? __________________

12-19-19, 12:08 PM	#8771
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,850 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	it's the same wth 'pocobor' __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

12-19-19, 07:46 PM	#8772
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-20-19, 07:10 AM	#8773
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it's like for a guy to catch a cold. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-21-19, 08:43 AM	#8774
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-22-19, 06:49 AM	#8775
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)