Christmas Cracker Jokes - Page 8

Eichhörnchen · 02-12-20, 04:36 PM

Why did the tree fairy blush?

Cos she saw Santa's sack

Jimbuna · 02-13-20, 02:47 PM

What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear?
A fur tree!

Jeff-Groves · 02-13-20, 03:16 PM

Why does Santa go down chimneys?
Cause it soots him.

Jeff-Groves · 02-13-20, 03:21 PM

Why does Santa have flying Rain Deer pull his sleigh?
Cause the Cats ate all the flying mice.

Jeff-Groves · 02-13-20, 03:23 PM

What does Santa have in his sack?
I don't know but if you grab it he'll say "Ho Ho Ho!"

Jeff-Groves · 02-13-20, 03:28 PM

Mrs. Claus is actually.......
Section 1703, Sub Section 3b, Article 4.
In the case Santa Misses your house said Santa can not be held liable.

Jimbuna · 02-14-20, 07:32 AM

Why wouldn't the cat climb the Christmas tree?
It was afraid of the bark.

Eichhörnchen · 02-18-20, 02:05 PM

What's the favourite food at the North Pole?

Brrrrrritos!

Jimbuna · 02-18-20, 02:52 PM

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

Eichhörnchen · 02-18-20, 05:45 PM

^ How now, Jimbo... https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...6&postcount=12

Why don't polar bears eat penguins any more?

They can't get the wrappers off

Jimbuna · 02-19-20, 03:48 PM

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

Eichhörnchen · 02-21-20, 01:55 PM

What do you call a penguin in a toga?

Julius Freezer

Jimbuna · 02-21-20, 02:20 PM

What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!

Eichhörnchen · 02-23-20, 01:53 PM

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost

Jimbuna · 02-24-20, 06:31 AM

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards!

02-12-20, 04:36 PM	#106
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Why did the tree fairy blush? Cos she saw Santa's sack __________________

02-13-20, 02:47 PM	#107
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear? A fur tree! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

02-13-20, 03:16 PM	#108
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,319 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Why does Santa go down chimneys? Cause it soots him. __________________ I don't do Stupid. So don't ask.

02-13-20, 03:21 PM	#109
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,319 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Why does Santa have flying Rain Deer pull his sleigh? Cause the Cats ate all the flying mice. __________________ I don't do Stupid. So don't ask.

02-13-20, 03:23 PM	#110
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,319 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	What does Santa have in his sack? I don't know but if you grab it he'll say "Ho Ho Ho!" __________________ I don't do Stupid. So don't ask.

02-13-20, 03:28 PM	#111
Jeff-Groves Village Idiot Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,319 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Mrs. Claus is actually....... Section 1703, Sub Section 3b, Article 4. In the case Santa Misses your house said Santa can not be held liable. __________________ I don't do Stupid. So don't ask.

02-14-20, 07:32 AM	#112
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why wouldn't the cat climb the Christmas tree? It was afraid of the bark. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

02-18-20, 02:05 PM	#113
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What's the favourite food at the North Pole? Brrrrrritos! __________________

02-18-20, 02:52 PM	#114
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? One that's deep pan, crisp and even! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

02-18-20, 05:45 PM	#115
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ How now, Jimbo... https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...6&postcount=12 Why don't polar bears eat penguins any more? They can't get the wrappers off __________________

02-19-20, 03:48 PM	#116
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

02-21-20, 01:55 PM	#117
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What do you call a penguin in a toga? Julius Freezer __________________

02-21-20, 02:20 PM	#118
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

02-23-20, 01:53 PM	#119
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost __________________

02-24-20, 06:31 AM	#120
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,992 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)