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Jimbuna · 11-07-19, 11:03 AM

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Jimbuna · 11-08-19, 06:48 AM

Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.

Jimbuna · 11-09-19, 07:10 AM

What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it?

Jimbuna · 11-09-19, 07:11 AM

Level of cooking expertise: Using smoke alarm as timer.

Jimbuna · 11-10-19, 10:33 AM

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

Reece · 11-10-19, 05:45 PM

If Jim didn't post in this thread it would only be a few pages long!!

Aktungbby · 11-10-19, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

do dolphins have a genuine porpoise in life?

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Originally Posted by THEBERBSTER

Yes they like to have a whale of a time.
Peter

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I see this has become The Joke Thread Part Two. Why are they not merged?

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Originally Posted by Reece

If Jim didn't post in this thread it would only be a few pages long!!

Nonsense! me, BerbsBBy and Sailor Steve, regardless of what condition he's in, would gamely banter back and forth, taking up the slack!

Reece · 11-11-19, 12:20 AM

Who's slack?

Jimbuna · 11-11-19, 09:43 AM

That moment when you’ve changed your answer in an exam in the very last second and later you realize the original answer was correct.

Catfish · 11-11-19, 03:25 PM

Socialism never took root in America because the poor there see themselves not as an exploited proletariate but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Aktungbby · 11-11-19, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CATFISH

temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

NON$EN$E! SOME OF US ARE PERMANENTLY EMBARRAßED MILLIONAIRE$!

vienna · 11-11-19, 07:46 PM

The Nintendo Original Game Boy I bought back in 1989 just went dead after 30 years. Damned pre-planned obsolescence!!...

<O>

Jimbuna · 11-12-19, 07:08 AM

In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back.

fireftr18 · 11-12-19, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Who's slack?

I think they take up their own slacks.

Jimbuna · 11-13-19, 06:50 AM

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

11-07-19, 11:03 AM	#8686
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-08-19, 06:48 AM	#8687
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-09-19, 07:10 AM	#8688
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What if dogs fetch the ball back only because they think you really like throwing it? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-09-19, 07:11 AM	#8689
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Level of cooking expertise: Using smoke alarm as timer. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-10-19, 10:33 AM	#8690
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-10-19, 05:45 PM	#8691
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 32,736 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	If Jim didn't post in this thread it would only be a few pages long!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

11-11-19, 12:20 AM	#8693
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 32,736 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Who's slack? __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

11-11-19, 09:43 AM	#8694
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	That moment when you’ve changed your answer in an exam in the very last second and later you realize the original answer was correct. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-11-19, 03:25 PM	#8695
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Socialism never took root in America because the poor there see themselves not as an exploited proletariate but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. __________________ >^..^<)))>{ All generalizations are wrong. Last edited by Catfish; 11-11-19 at 03:49 PM.*

11-11-19, 07:46 PM	#8697
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,506 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	The Nintendo Original Game Boy I bought back in 1989 just went dead after 30 years. Damned pre-planned obsolescence!!... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

11-12-19, 07:08 AM	#8698
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In spring birds return from their tropical vacation. Six months later they regret their decision and go back. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-13-19, 06:50 AM	#8700
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,122 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)