UK Politics Thread - Page 11

STEED · 04-21-12, 06:59 AM

I have been talking to my team of solicitors and they feel I should get £1 Trillion for the rest of my life plus another £500 Billion every day.

BossMark · 04-21-12, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

I have been talking to my team of solicitors and they feel I should get £1 Trillion for the rest of my life plus another £500 Billion every day.

Think I am owed that in back pay

STEED · 04-21-12, 07:12 AM

Plus compound interest in Gold.

Jimbuna · 04-21-12, 07:18 AM

Looking for a personal bodyguard?

STEED · 04-21-12, 07:21 AM

Yes, but I'm not paying wages.

Jimbuna · 04-21-12, 07:34 AM

Cardiff 1-0 Leeds

STEED · 04-21-12, 08:10 AM

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/chancellor-...042613059.html

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Chancellor Criticised Over £10bn IMF Pledge

The way he is going he is going to look even worst than Gordon Brown!

BossMark · 04-21-12, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Cardiff 1-1 Leeds

sorted

Jimbuna · 04-21-12, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

sorted

Nice one and the TOON currently at 3-0 I'm hoping QPR perform tonight

BossMark · 04-21-12, 12:51 PM

Dear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK’s economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings -- unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered -- Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage --
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university --
Crime rate fixed
5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week …..
And there’s your money back in duty/tax etc
It can’t get any easier than that!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
Also………..
Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

STEED · 04-21-12, 01:35 PM

lets just invade France.

BossMark · 04-21-12, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

lets just invade France.

OK that seems reasonable to me

STEED · 04-21-12, 02:10 PM

We're use Cameron and Co as human canon balls.

BossMark · 04-21-12, 02:21 PM

Or as human shields, but even better we could use them for target practice

Jimbuna · 04-21-12, 03:00 PM

Ya crazy buggas

04-21-12, 06:59 AM	#151
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I have been talking to my team of solicitors and they feel I should get £1 Trillion for the rest of my life plus another £500 Billion every day. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-21-12, 07:12 AM	#153
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Plus compound interest in Gold. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-21-12, 07:18 AM	#154
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,120 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Looking for a personal bodyguard? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-21-12, 07:21 AM	#155
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Yes, but I'm not paying wages. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-21-12, 07:34 AM	#156
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,120 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Cardiff 1-0 Leeds __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-21-12, 12:51 PM	#160
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK’s economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings -- unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered -- Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -- Housing Crisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -- Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ….. And there’s your money back in duty/tax etc It can’t get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. Also……….. Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

04-21-12, 01:35 PM	#161
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	lets just invade France. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 04-21-12 at 02:03 PM.

04-21-12, 02:10 PM	#163
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	We're use Cameron and Co as human canon balls. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-21-12, 02:21 PM	#164
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Or as human shields, but even better we could use them for target practice __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

04-21-12, 03:00 PM	#165
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,120 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ya crazy buggas __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)