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03-06-21, 07:08 AM | #9616 |
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Captain America's costume reveals his secret identity. He is Captain Liberia.
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03-06-21, 01:28 PM | #9617 |
Chief of the Boat
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I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
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03-06-21, 02:02 PM | #9618 |
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The other day I pretended to be asleep. I fell asleep. Now I try to pretend I'm thin...
Markus
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03-07-21, 06:36 AM | #9619 |
Chief of the Boat
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What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
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03-07-21, 02:21 PM | #9620 |
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Men use mph / km/h as a reference to how fast they go.
Women on the other hand use: SPH(Spendings Per Hours) Markus
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03-08-21, 07:01 AM | #9621 |
Chief of the Boat
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How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
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03-09-21, 02:04 PM | #9622 |
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Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.
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03-09-21, 02:16 PM | #9623 |
Fleet Admiral
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^ Wouldn't the correct term for this be
Shop rage Markus
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03-10-21, 09:35 AM | #9624 |
Chief of the Boat
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Pushing a four wheeled trolley is akin to driving a car as far as I'm aware.
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03-10-21, 09:36 AM | #9625 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
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03-11-21, 01:56 PM | #9626 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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03-11-21, 04:19 PM | #9627 |
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A well known phrase seen from a megalomania persons perspective.
I think therefore you are Markus
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03-12-21, 07:40 AM | #9628 |
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""We should pin all the bad and debts in the world to one person, and then kill him."
"Congratulations, you just invented christianity."
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03-12-21, 07:58 AM | #9629 |
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Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
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03-12-21, 09:57 AM | #9630 |
Admiral
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Just let the bankers select one of their own as we don't want to kill anyone whose innocent.
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