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Jimbuna · 08-20-19, 11:16 AM

I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!

Jimbuna · 08-21-19, 06:35 AM

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Jimbuna · 08-22-19, 09:49 AM

Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.

Aktungbby · 08-22-19, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

That awkward moment when you notice the guy in front of you in the "10 items maximum" express cashier line has 11 things in his trolley...

Yeah...U realize you've only got 9 items; so it all "evens out"!

Jimbuna · 08-23-19, 06:15 AM

Never judge a book by it's movie.

Jimbuna · 08-24-19, 06:02 AM

One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.

Catfish · 08-25-19, 11:19 AM

Experts are bad because they know more than you. Scientists are bad because they know more than you. Politicians are bad because they know nothing and YOU vote for them.

STEED · 08-25-19, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Politicians are bad because they know nothing and YOU vote for them.

I DO NOT...

fireftr18 · 08-25-19, 06:36 PM

Who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the one that follows him?

Jimbuna · 08-26-19, 06:38 AM

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

Jimbuna · 08-26-19, 01:07 PM

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

“Oh is she an alcoholic?”

“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

Jimbuna · 08-27-19, 07:21 AM

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

vienna · 08-27-19, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.

That's not the impression one gets from from what is reported of the writing on the wall of the ladies loo...

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Jimbuna · 08-28-19, 06:12 AM

Jimbuna · 08-29-19, 08:31 AM

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

08-20-19, 11:16 AM	#8551
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-21-19, 06:35 AM	#8552
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-22-19, 09:49 AM	#8553
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-23-19, 06:15 AM	#8555
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never judge a book by it's movie. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-24-19, 06:02 AM	#8556
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-25-19, 11:19 AM	#8557
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,894 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Experts are bad because they know more than you. Scientists are bad because they know more than you. Politicians are bad because they know nothing and YOU vote for them. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-25-19, 06:36 PM	#8559
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,526 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the one that follows him? __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

08-26-19, 06:38 AM	#8560
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) Last edited by Jimbuna; 08-27-19 at 07:20 AM.

08-26-19, 01:07 PM	#8561
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.” “Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-27-19, 07:21 AM	#8562
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-28-19, 06:12 AM	#8564
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-29-19, 08:31 AM	#8565
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,102 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)