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Old 07-01-2020, 08:05 PM   #2056
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A Lowes employee once asked me "Do you need any help with anything, sir?"

I responded "I know more than you" and walked away.
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Old 07-02-2020, 06:18 AM   #2057
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A Lowes employee once asked me "Do you need any help with anything, sir?"

I responded "I know more than you" and walked away.

?


That's a joke?
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Old 07-02-2020, 09:59 AM   #2058
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This is the first year I canít have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally canít have a holiday in the Bahamas because Iím too poor.
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Old 07-02-2020, 10:01 AM   #2059
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Coronavirus has strained many marriages but Iím blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.
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Old 07-03-2020, 04:38 AM   #2060
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Just got a letter from Screwfix.. Turns out they are not a dating agency.
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Old 07-03-2020, 04:39 AM   #2061
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Went to the doctors toady and he told me I have Covid19. I asked him for a second opinion and then he told me I was ugly as well.
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Old 07-03-2020, 06:58 PM   #2062
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If sound does not travel through a vacuum, why do vacuum cleaners make so much noise?


For that matter, what exactly does a vacuum cleaner clean?


Window cleaners clean windows
Rug cleaners clean rugs
Drain cleaners clean drains
Street cleaners clean streets



How can a vacuum get so dirty?
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Old 07-04-2020, 06:17 AM   #2063
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My dog has no nose.

"How does he smell???"

Terrible.
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