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[Jimbuna]

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

[Jimbuna]

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

[Jimbuna]

When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.

[Jimbuna]

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

[Jimbuna]

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

[Jimbuna]

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.

[Jimbuna]

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Right there with you, Brother!

[Jimbuna]

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

[Jimbuna]

An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.

[Jimbuna]

Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.

[Catfish]

re Scotch Whisky
"Scotland has somehow convinced the whole world that it is a luxury to lick a disinfected wooden floor"

[Jimbuna]

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

[Jimbuna]

You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

[Jimbuna]

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.