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04-15-24, 07:14 AM | #5191 |
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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04-15-24, 03:12 PM | #5192 |
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Since moonlight is just reflected sunlight, why aren't all vampires killed automatically at night?
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04-16-24, 05:48 AM | #5193 |
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I was already a nervous wreck about my upcoming surgery. It didn’t help matters when the admitting nurse absent-mindedly asked me, “Have you had a hysterectomy before?”
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04-16-24, 03:46 PM | #5194 |
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Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar?
He ordered everyone around.
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04-17-24, 06:24 AM | #5195 |
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A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” he says.
“Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
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04-17-24, 02:37 PM | #5196 |
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Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
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