Hitler's alligator dead at 84 - Page 2

Jimbuna · 05-29-20, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

If I am ever attacked by an alligator, I will reach behind me and scoop up a big handful of that poop that suddenly appeared behind me and throw it at the alligator.

They reckon that usually works with sharks as well.

Catfish · 05-29-20, 04:42 PM

I guess it also would be a great idea for international military deterrence

stork100 · 05-29-20, 11:51 PM

Hitler's alligator dead at 84

A shame that he's passed on but 84 years of age is still a pretty decent innings for the old boy. The zoo there in Moscow has quite a few interesting and special animals including Stalin's giraffe who recently turned 90. The Russian zoo keepers gave him a bottle of beer for the occasion which he seemed to enjoy. It was a longneck.

Eichhörnchen · 06-05-20, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by stork100

Hitler's alligator dead at 84

A shame that he's passed on but 84 years of age is still a pretty decent innings for the old boy. The zoo there in Moscow has quite a few interesting and special animals including Stalin's giraffe who recently turned 90. The Russian zoo keepers gave him a bottle of beer for the occasion which he seemed to enjoy. It was a longneck.

good one, mate!

I wonder whether that alligator got to meat and eat any of Hitler's enemies

Aktungbby · 06-23-20, 12:46 PM

^That might have been 'mete to Adolf's porpoise' and saved on piano wire!

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stork100 Weps Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: Australia Posts: 352 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Hitler's alligator dead at 84 A shame that he's passed on but 84 years of age is still a pretty decent innings for the old boy. The zoo there in Moscow has quite a few interesting and special animals including Stalin's giraffe who recently turned 90. The Russian zoo keepers gave him a bottle of beer for the occasion which he seemed to enjoy. It was a longneck.