The Bilge - Page 86

Wolferz · 06-28-15, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Unfortunately not. Dyslexic Donna thougt 'rub the duck' (with oregano, pepper, spices and oils etc) was 'Rub der Duck' resulting in a minor culinary mishap.

Fortunately a bilgerat's digestion is tough-for those of us with our own teeth!

!

Your boon may prove to be boondoggle once the alimentary canal gets ahold of it. Burnt rubber anyone?

Eichhörnchen · 06-30-15, 04:21 AM

Anybody know what's happened to my Vice Chairman? I only hope he's been observing the Club motto: "Keep Your Nuts Safe".

Armistead · 07-01-15, 10:45 AM

Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much. I am trying to refine my life to that as a member of the upright human race. Still, I find myself returning, yearning for the smell of diesel, body odor and the stench of Donna's cooking. I find I miss the red eyes, bone thin bodies and drunken pagan behaviors. I miss the days where we gathered trading stories and new ideas on herpes treatment. I miss the parties in the aft!!!

Maybe it is true, "You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave."

Still, I was we would head out on patrol and be proud to be the men we once were! If only we were properly led.

Wolferz · 07-01-15, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much. I am trying to refine my life to that as a member of the upright human race. Still, I find myself returning, yearning for the smell of diesel, body odor and the stench of Donna's cooking. I find I miss the red eyes, bone thin bodies and drunken pagan behaviors. I miss the days where we gathered trading stories and new ideas on herpes treatment. I miss the parties in the aft!!!

Maybe it is true, "You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave."

Still, I wish we would head out on patrol and be proud to be the men we once were! If only we were properly led.

How many times do you need to be told to take over!???
I've been trying to delegate authoriti but it seems to be falling on deaf ears and that dumb smile

Go ahead and take us out number one.
I'll be in the head contemplating my belly button..

Armistead · 07-01-15, 12:06 PM

I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!!

1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again!

All stations report status!

C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!!

Armistead · 07-01-15, 12:42 PM

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

nikimcbee · 07-01-15, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!!

1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again!

All stations report status!

C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!!

The South will rise again!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

Make sure it's the head with the red seat!

fireftr18 · 07-01-15, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Armistead

Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much.

Are you saying you're disgusted with yourself? You do realize you're a lifetime member whether we and you like it or not. Now I think you need to help Wolferz to contemplate his belly button.

yubba · 07-01-15, 02:28 PM

[QUOTE=Armistead;2325498]Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much.
when you put out ta sea,, you don't go any farther than you care to walk ,, it makes for an interesting swim.

Aktungbby · 07-01-15, 04:50 PM

My god! he's been distilling and guzzlin' his corn-cob stash for the out-house again and probably threw in the pone cookin' corn too. I notice he's always threatening to put Wolferz in the head...where he does his best thinking actually...as do most of us

mancavers

clearly a case of out-house envy.

The Three holer: Accomodates ArmiBBY,

Bear

and an imaginary Friend!

Armistead · 07-01-15, 09:25 PM

I just want to lead us all to victory before the war is over! I hear the Japanese are invading New Orleans as we speak! Since our engines don't work, I want you all to sew your underwear into one big sail so we can head down the Mississippi river. I've ordered us a 7.5 Evinrude as well! We have no torps or ammo for the guns, so I want you guys to figure out a weapon we can fire when I charge us into the enemy.

Kaptlt.Endrass · 07-01-15, 09:36 PM

Sorry to make this minor derailment, but I just want to say take a moment to remember our fellow subsim captain, Ken Wright, or more commonly, Laufen zum ziel. Another good lad has passed form our ranks onto the last, eternal patrol.

Fair winds and following seas, mate. Bravo Zulu, and lastly, good hunting.

PS: I know I'm late, but still. It's always a hit to the community when we hear this kind of news.

Armistead · 07-01-15, 10:58 PM

A subsim member? Trying to recall him....is there a post regarding him on the board anywhere?

Salute to this comrade!

Kaptlt.Endrass · 07-02-15, 12:17 AM

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...40&postcount=1

Wolferz · 07-02-15, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head!

'Zactly! what I wanted.

There's a secret entrance to my Tardis in there. (It's bigger on the inside) and I can take the boat anywhere, anytime at my discretion.

Well, it's a replacement Tardis or ReTardis if you will.

Captain Who out.

06-30-15, 04:21 AM	#1277
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,372 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Anyone seen Tango? Anybody know what's happened to my Vice Chairman? I only hope he's been observing the Club motto: "Keep Your Nuts Safe". __________________

07-01-15, 10:45 AM	#1278
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much. I am trying to refine my life to that as a member of the upright human race. Still, I find myself returning, yearning for the smell of diesel, body odor and the stench of Donna's cooking. I find I miss the red eyes, bone thin bodies and drunken pagan behaviors. I miss the days where we gathered trading stories and new ideas on herpes treatment. I miss the parties in the aft!!! Maybe it is true, "You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave." Still, I was we would head out on patrol and be proud to be the men we once were! If only we were properly led. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-01-15, 12:06 PM	#1280
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I am now leader, Yes Sir..I will lead us!! 1MC , This is your new leader. I will lead us into fame and glory again! All stations report status! C'mon men, Donna and Aktung, are you all with me!! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-01-15, 12:42 PM	#1281
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	My first order, arrest Wolferz and lock him up in the head! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-01-15, 04:50 PM	#1285
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,983 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	"IN the sevice It is Always the Lesser of two weevils": Lucky Jack Aubrey My god! he's been distilling and guzzlin' his corn-cob stash for the out-house again and probably threw in the pone cookin' corn too. I notice he's always threatening to put Wolferz in the head...where he does his best thinking actually...as do most of us mancavers clearly a case of out-house envy. The Three holer: Accomodates ArmiBBY, Bear and an imaginary Friend! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 07-01-15 at 04:59 PM.

07-01-15, 02:28 PM	#1284
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	[QUOTE=Armistead;2325498]Having become disgusted with the bilge and it's members, I try not to visit here much. when you put out ta sea,, you don't go any farther than you care to walk ,, it makes for an interesting swim.

07-01-15, 09:25 PM	#1286
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I just want to lead us all to victory before the war is over! I hear the Japanese are invading New Orleans as we speak! Since our engines don't work, I want you all to sew your underwear into one big sail so we can head down the Mississippi river. I've ordered us a 7.5 Evinrude as well! We have no torps or ammo for the guns, so I want you guys to figure out a weapon we can fire when I charge us into the enemy. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-01-15, 09:36 PM	#1287
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	A Little Off Topic... Sorry to make this minor derailment, but I just want to say take a moment to remember our fellow subsim captain, Ken Wright, or more commonly, Laufen zum ziel. Another good lad has passed form our ranks onto the last, eternal patrol. Fair winds and following seas, mate. Bravo Zulu, and lastly, good hunting. PS: I know I'm late, but still. It's always a hit to the community when we hear this kind of news. __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

07-01-15, 10:58 PM	#1288
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	A subsim member? Trying to recall him....is there a post regarding him on the board anywhere? Salute to this comrade! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

07-02-15, 12:17 AM	#1289
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 116 Uploads: 0	http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...40&postcount=1 __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.