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02-12-20, 04:36 PM | #106 |
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Why did the tree fairy blush?
Cos she saw Santa's sack
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02-13-20, 02:47 PM | #107 |
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What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear?
A fur tree!
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02-13-20, 03:16 PM | #108 |
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Why does Santa go down chimneys?
Cause it soots him. |
02-13-20, 03:21 PM | #109 |
Village Idiot
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Why does Santa have flying Rain Deer pull his sleigh?
Cause the Cats ate all the flying mice. |
02-13-20, 03:23 PM | #110 |
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What does Santa have in his sack?
I don't know but if you grab it he'll say "Ho Ho Ho!" |
02-13-20, 03:28 PM | #111 |
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Mrs. Claus is actually.......
Section 1703, Sub Section 3b, Article 4. In the case Santa Misses your house said Santa can not be held liable. |
02-14-20, 07:32 AM | #112 |
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Why wouldn't the cat climb the Christmas tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
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02-18-20, 02:05 PM | #113 |
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What's the favourite food at the North Pole?
Brrrrrritos!
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02-18-20, 02:52 PM | #114 |
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
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02-18-20, 05:45 PM | #115 |
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^ How now, Jimbo... https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...6&postcount=12
Why don't polar bears eat penguins any more? They can't get the wrappers off
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02-19-20, 03:48 PM | #116 |
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!
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02-21-20, 01:55 PM | #117 |
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What do you call a penguin in a toga?
Julius Freezer
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02-21-20, 02:20 PM | #118 |
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What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!
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02-23-20, 01:53 PM | #119 |
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What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost
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02-24-20, 06:31 AM | #120 |
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross Mouse Cards!
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