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10-19-21, 12:27 PM | #9946 |
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I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
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10-20-21, 01:42 PM | #9947 |
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Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
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10-21-21, 11:15 AM | #9948 |
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When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it.
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10-23-21, 12:17 PM | #9949 |
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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10-24-21, 02:04 PM | #9950 |
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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
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10-25-21, 02:12 PM | #9951 |
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
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10-27-21, 11:52 AM | #9952 |
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
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10-27-21, 10:01 PM | #9953 |
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Right there with you, Brother!
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10-28-21, 11:05 AM | #9954 |
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
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10-30-21, 12:20 PM | #9955 |
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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
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10-31-21, 12:24 PM | #9956 |
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Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.
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10-31-21, 03:41 PM | #9957 |
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re Scotch Whisky
"Scotland has somehow convinced the whole world that it is a luxury to lick a disinfected wooden floor"
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11-01-21, 10:09 AM | #9958 |
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A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
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11-02-21, 08:31 AM | #9959 |
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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
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11-03-21, 01:57 PM | #9960 |
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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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