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06-05-20, 07:55 AM | #9061 |
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To the person losing his hearing aid in the street, having a sticker on it with a name and a phone number printed on: What, exactly, did you hope to accomplish there?
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06-05-20, 12:54 PM | #9062 |
Chief of the Boat
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I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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06-06-20, 01:55 PM | #9063 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.
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06-07-20, 01:31 PM | #9064 |
Chief of the Boat
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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else.
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06-07-20, 01:59 PM | #9065 |
Fleet Admiral
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First they said Alcohol could kill this Corona virus
Then they said Smokers was somehow immune Lately they have said UV could kill this Corona virus. So if you see me walking around naked, with a cigaret in my mouth and drunk, then take no notice of me..I'm just trying to fight this virus. Markus |
06-07-20, 02:04 PM | #9066 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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^ i just realized i will never catch it.
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06-07-20, 11:12 PM | #9067 |
Navy Seal
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So, that's what your neighbors ere complaining about...
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06-08-20, 06:44 AM | #9068 |
Chief of the Boat
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I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.
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06-08-20, 07:48 AM | #9069 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Can any mirror be sold as new?
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06-08-20, 01:35 PM | #9070 |
Chief of the Boat
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“Why cant i see my reflection in a mirror”
Stevie wondered
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06-09-20, 02:01 AM | #9071 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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You know you speak good english in England when no one congratulates you for how good it is.
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06-09-20, 05:25 AM | #9072 |
Chief of the Boat
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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.
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06-10-20, 01:17 PM | #9073 |
Chief of the Boat
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That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
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06-11-20, 01:37 PM | #9074 |
Chief of the Boat
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Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
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06-12-20, 01:18 PM | #9075 |
Chief of the Boat
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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.
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