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05-03-20, 01:54 PM | #9001 |
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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
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05-04-20, 10:32 AM | #9002 |
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DAMN! My case in point in today's W.S.J. Scott Gottlieb editorial: "The Cruel Covid 'New Normal'"
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05-06-20, 02:02 PM | #9003 |
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Nutrition labels should include an "What if I ate the whole thing" section.
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05-06-20, 02:03 PM | #9004 |
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God, I was so bored yesterday I drank some hot sauce just for fun.
Not gonna lie, I kinda liked it.
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05-07-20, 12:05 PM | #9005 |
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I don't mean to sound rude. I mean to be rude.
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05-07-20, 01:41 PM | #9006 |
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If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes.
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05-07-20, 02:49 PM | #9007 |
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....thereafter a grown-ups believe in their politicians.
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05-08-20, 09:51 AM | #9008 |
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What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
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05-08-20, 03:26 PM | #9009 |
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A comment by Banksy on public advertising.+
"People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you. You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity. #%&*$# that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs."
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05-09-20, 12:19 AM | #9010 |
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Caught a guy booting my car - grabbed my sawzall out of the trunk. He laughed and said it would never cut through - I laughed and told him it was for his feet.
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05-09-20, 11:54 AM | #9011 |
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All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go.
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05-09-20, 12:19 PM | #9012 |
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Dreamed I gave my life shortcuts on a device-Can't remember if it was my smartphone or laptop. In my effort to simplify my life I made a mistake.
Idea was if I want or needed something I only had to press a letter on this device I manage to use S for three different things Danish first Spise (= Eat) S.... (= things you do on the toilet) Sove (= Sleep) So each time I pressed S, when I thought it is time for food my body entered some kind of software conflict. Weird dream Markus |
05-10-20, 11:27 AM | #9013 |
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Trump accusing CNN for fake news, does this mean that the letter C in CNN stand for Cheating; or Conspiracy; News Network ?
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05-10-20, 02:17 PM | #9014 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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^ Trump might agree, others, not so much.
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05-10-20, 02:31 PM | #9015 |
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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
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