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08-31-19, 06:38 AM | #8566 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
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08-31-19, 01:40 PM | #8567 |
Navy Seal
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Too bad you're not a farmer...
...then you'd be outstanding in your field... <O>
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08-31-19, 09:18 PM | #8568 |
Ocean Warrior
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Not if he's driving his tractor.
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09-01-19, 04:41 AM | #8569 |
Chief of the Boat
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The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
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09-02-19, 11:05 AM | #8570 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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09-02-19, 11:20 AM | #8571 |
Fleet Admiral
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I think more clearly when I'm on the toilet.
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09-03-19, 04:34 AM | #8572 |
Chief of the Boat
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Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
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09-04-19, 06:20 AM | #8573 |
Chief of the Boat
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
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09-05-19, 06:53 AM | #8574 |
Chief of the Boat
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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
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09-06-19, 07:29 AM | #8575 |
Chief of the Boat
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Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
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09-06-19, 12:25 PM | #8576 |
Lucky Jack
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Really this is amazing and needs to be investigated.
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09-06-19, 07:23 PM | #8577 |
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I need to test that.
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09-07-19, 03:26 AM | #8578 |
Navy Seal
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Maybe while sitting on the toilet and thinking?...
...you know, for the same of clarity... <O>
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09-07-19, 06:47 AM | #8579 |
Chief of the Boat
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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
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09-08-19, 07:05 AM | #8580 |
Chief of the Boat
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So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
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