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No Comrade, it seemed to have crashed into the water during the attack.
But we must keep a close eye on Xabbarus, for now don't let him anywhere near paint and a people's aircraft at the same time. imagine him applying the same style of paint on our pride the Po2! it would be even worse then have a barber accidently shave of stalin's mustache. Ah, I've red the Intelligence report. I shall make up a master plan to crush the fascist in Memel once and for all. we need to cut their supplies and route for escape before we commence the final strike on Memel. HunterICX
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That was an attempt at pschological warfare. They see the pink and the flowers and get too relaxed. Then we bash them...
It worked until I got halfway home. Must have sent the gaypride part of the luftwaffe after me. I will renounce the skin immediately. It does not work. |
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![]() Плавание фашиста плавания!
![]() At First it was thought to be a mayor mistake by an incompotent Russian Navy as HunterICX described, Comrade Raptor reminded him that all compartments of the Red Army are the same , incompotence does not exist amongst us and is totally overated. Later reports explained it was the work of Ukranian saboteurs that didn't open fire when the convoy aproached and they let them pass untouched. The Russian Airforce was required to strike the convoy with our people's IL2 T ''Torpedo Bomber'' Gulagwaffles bravely took up this task and led the IL2's into the attack. During the attack horrible sabotage has been discovered, on theory by the people's Torpedo research facility this torpedo must be able to take down a fascist ship with just 1 hit, but in after action reports by the gulagwaffles the fascist ships where damaged but where able to continue their journey. Comrade Raptor answered the people's press ''We know which factory these torpedo's came from and a immediate change of the factory's employees has been applied'' further details are not neccesary to be known, all Gulagwaffle pilots made it safely back to base and celebrated the dificult but glorious victory with Vodka. Comrade Kratos drank the whole vodka supply before the rest of the Gulagwaffles finished their first glass. --- HunterICX
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Tonight I make new skin. It called "Barry Manilow must die"
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Oh, some foul imperialist character?
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![]() ![]() Comrade Oberon is still undergoing...questioning...by SMERSH and will be unable to join the glorious Gulagwaffles on their campaign against the fascisti. SMERSH apologises for the inconvinience. ![]() Da...and I will be watching Comrade Task Force.... |
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Yes, I was subjected to his film Copacabana when I was a child and the song still haunts me. I make up the rest of the lyrics as I only know the first line..I hate him...
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Wont be there either, hockey game on telly which prolly ends at 21:30GMT or so.
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Comrades of the Gulagwaffles, I have found our own mascot!! His name is Boris the Communist Clown . Here is his pic.
![]() Drawn by this guy http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/.
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"Silence! I gulag you!"
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In 1943 a crack air unit was sent to prison by Freislers Court for a crime they didn't commit, these men promptly escaped from a maximum security Stalag-Luft to the Western Soviet underground, today still wanted by the Nazi government they survive as soldiers of socialism, if you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Gulagwaffes.
![]() Starring: ![]() George Peppard as HunterICX "I love it when a five year plan comes together!" ![]() Dirk Benedict as Schroeder ![]() Mr T as Raptor1 ![]() Dwight Schultz as Oberon And ![]() Robert Vaughn as Schultz Last edited by Oberon; 05-02-09 at 09:40 AM. |
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@Oberon:
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I thought it would be more like ....
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