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08-22-22, 04:55 AM | #61 |
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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08-23-22, 07:52 AM | #62 |
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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. - coolfunnyquotes.com
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08-24-22, 12:39 PM | #63 |
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Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
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08-25-22, 08:45 AM | #64 |
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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
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08-26-22, 04:34 AM | #65 |
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
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08-27-22, 11:36 AM | #66 |
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A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'
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08-28-22, 10:31 AM | #67 |
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Facts have a well known liberal bias.
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08-28-22, 01:11 PM | #68 |
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What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute!
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08-29-22, 05:39 AM | #69 |
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If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
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08-30-22, 07:25 AM | #70 |
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One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
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08-31-22, 01:15 PM | #71 |
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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
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09-01-22, 07:53 AM | #72 |
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
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09-02-22, 05:43 AM | #73 |
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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09-03-22, 01:14 PM | #74 |
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A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
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09-04-22, 02:19 PM | #75 |
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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
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