Recommend me BAD movies - Page 4

Dowly · 05-20-10, 07:12 AM

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Baltic Storm

Conspiracy stuff about the sinking of MS Estonia, and hands down the worst movie I've seen in a looooooooong time. Not bad in a funny way like the Chuck Norris stuff, just bad.

Ah right, I think they aired on telly some time ago. Was bad.

frau kaleun · 05-20-10, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

So did Dune as frau kaleun mentioned.

Thankfully his character dies about halfway through, after which I turned it off.

There are actually quite a few high quality old-school actors in that - Prochnow, certainly, plus Patrick Stewart, Jose Ferrer, Sian Phillips, Max von Sydow... Max freakin' von Sydow, for Pete's sake. You try to tell yourself that it can't be THAT bad... but it is.

I also have to recommend any 1970s Godzilla movie especially after it's been dubbed in English. Godzilla vs. Megalon stands out in my memory but I'm sure there are plenty more to choose from. And the horrible gaijin edit of the original is pretty awful, especially if you've seen the original original.

AVGWarhawk · 05-20-10, 07:33 AM

The Angry Red Planet

http://www.bing.com/reference/semhtm...gry+red+planet

sharkbit · 05-20-10, 07:54 AM

Independence Day
Transformers 2
The Abyss

That's about 6+ hours of my life I want back.

Probably any Hollywood remake of a previous movie would make it on the list as well.

Jimbuna · 05-20-10, 10:25 AM

Starship Troopers 2

TLAM Strike · 05-20-10, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Starship Troopers 2

Might as well add

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

Jimbuna · 05-20-10, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Might as well add

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

Wasn't aware there was a third film

Checking it out now

STEED · 05-20-10, 11:40 AM

All three Starship Troopers were a load of s***, for flips sake nuke the bugs and stop fart a***ing around.

BTW: Effects were cheesy.

Jimbuna · 05-20-10, 11:49 AM

Oh I don't know....I thought the first one had a good element of enjoyable humour within it

Terrax · 05-20-10, 01:16 PM

Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise. I was genuinely pissed that I had taken the time and spent the $$$ to rent that piece of garbage.

TLAM Strike · 05-20-10, 01:30 PM

SS Doomtrooper

Or as I call it, The dirty band of a dozen vs the Nazi-hulk.

frau kaleun · 05-20-10, 01:36 PM

Hulk zornig! Hulk zerschlage!

krashkart · 05-20-10, 02:15 PM

Chuck Norris has been mentioned several times already... and why I didn't think of this classic in the first place:

Breaker! Breaker!

It was so bad I couldn't look away.

Dowly · 05-20-10, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Wasn't aware there was a third film

Checking it out now

NO!!!!! DONT DO IT!!! FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR DONT DO IT!!!!

Seriously, dont.

(You have been warned)

EDIT: Here's (I think) one of the first scenes from it, a fricking sky marshall being a popstar!

EDIT2: I'm not kidding, it makes you suicidal. Dont.

Weiss Pinguin · 05-20-10, 04:15 PM

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Oh I don't know....I thought the first one had a good element of enjoyable humour within it

Same here. I haven't read the book, and I'm sure it's faaar better than the movie, but I still thought the movie was fun. Sort of like the 4th Indiana Jones, except not really.

05-20-10, 07:33 AM	#48
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sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	Independence Day Transformers 2 The Abyss That's about 6+ hours of my life I want back. Probably any Hollywood remake of a previous movie would make it on the list as well. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Starship Troopers 2 __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	All three Starship Troopers were a load of s*, for flips sake nuke the bugs and stop fart a*ing around. BTW: Effects were cheesy. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Oh I don't know....I thought the first one had a good element of enjoyable humour within it __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Terrax Warmonger Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: WV USA Posts: 101 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Vanilla Sky with Tom Cruise. I was genuinely pissed that I had taken the time and spent the $$$ to rent that piece of garbage. __________________

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	SS Doomtrooper Or as I call it, The dirty band of a dozen vs the Nazi-hulk. __________________

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Hulk zornig! Hulk zerschlage!

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Chuck Norris has been mentioned several times already... and why I didn't think of this classic in the first place: Breaker! Breaker! It was so bad I couldn't look away. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard