Questions on Australia

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :rotfl:

That last one had to be TJ considering it involved sheep....that old Aussie favourite

This is more akin to my last dance as far as I recall




If they won't co-operate and give you their hand, simply cuff the ankles.....but warn your partner prior to using the pepper substance

[FIREWALL]

I heard you have to be very carefull going Down Under as it's very dangerous.

The rumor I heard is you have to hang on to something or have special shoes.

If you don't you will fall off the bottom of the Earth.

[Frame57]

I have always wanted to have a Veg a mite sandwich.

[TarJak]

Here you go. But Vegemite is American now so it doesn't count as Australian food anymore.

[d@rk51d3]

C'mon Tarjak, there's nowhere nearly enough vegemite on that toast.

[baggygreen]

Nowhere near enough. Have it by the spoonful

[ivank]

I have a US passport but I am Portuguese, will this still get me into trouble?

I have an amazing Aussie acent(watched like 2-3 aussie movies) I conviced my Physic teacher and a bunch of freshman, and even some fellow seniors here at my school that I am an Aussie.

funny story; I was really bored in double Physic today, and my freind and I

wanted to play cards, so I went to my teacher, who btw reads chicken

soup to us everyday for 7mins out of 40mins in our class, she will sometime such tell us that she does not feel like teaching today so we should do

SOMETHING. But back to the story, I told her my 'roo died and I needed to go to the caf. to relax and asked if my friend could come. SHE SAID IM SO SORRY IS HE IN PAIN?! I WAS LIKE HE IS DEAD, SHE WAS LIKE OH THEN

YES GO. :rotfl:. While I lost some of my acent, when I 1st tried it she asked me some questions on Australia; Are there Jews there? What

about Churchs? Are there really such things as 'roos? I was stunned and said, there are Jews there, I know NZ has a Church, and no 'roos are just a myth. So she was like why did you leave, I turned to my friends trying not

to laugh and told her that my dad hit a roo with a car in the outback and we were exiled! :rotfl:. She said I am sry to hear that.

I mean no disrespect to any aussies it was just too perfect to pass up.

EDIT: I can also do a German, British, Russian acent with ease,

[TarJak]

Sorry fellas' it was early in the morning and I didn't have time to go looking properly. This is one is much more like it.

If that's still not enough I'll have to distract you with some gratutious female flesh:

[d@rk51d3]

Now that's more like it.

[Jimbuna]

Your missus will go mad if she finds out your posting her picture on a public forum

[ivank]

Thank you for the answers you guys,
Let me just see if I got all I need to know;

-No ugly American tourist sterotype(never had that)
-get a great calling plan
-get a bike or car
-get a bus pass
-get sunscreen
-bring extra cash(should I exchange it here, or there?)
-Dont tell people im a yank
-practice saying "Now thats a knife"
-buy a Men at Work CD
-get a Russel Crowe poster
-get a AC/DC hat
-go to an Outback, in shorts
-NEVER ask for a roo burger
-anything else?

Does any one know where I can get some veggimite here in the US?
Do they have good burgers down under?

Funny story in class right? lol

OH P.S. What is the drinking age their?

Originally Posted by ivank

Thank you for the answers you guys,
Let me just see if I got all I need to know;


OH P.S. What is the drinking age their?

18

[TarJak]

The burgers are good:

[ivank]

18!?! Yea!!!

That burger looks amazing!!!!!! no fast food in Australia right?! I can not stand fast food!

There's Muckdonalds and Hungry Jacks (Burger King) if you want that crap , but there's so many choices of different types of takeaway (Chinese ,Thia ,Indian whatever) ,that you never have to eat "fast" food ever