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03-11-24, 02:56 PM | #5116 |
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If I’m going to be frank, I’d have to change my name.
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03-12-24, 04:54 AM | #5117 |
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“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?”
“My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
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03-12-24, 01:08 PM | #5118 |
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
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03-12-24, 04:41 PM | #5119 |
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This girl thought she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I’ve never met herbivore.
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03-13-24, 01:48 PM | #5120 |
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According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year? 2. What were your expenses? 3. How much have you left? 4. Send it in.
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03-13-24, 03:38 PM | #5121 | |
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Quote:
In the US, lines 2 and 3 are superfluous. Thanks for explaining the word ‘many’ . It means a lot to me.
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03-14-24, 05:25 AM | #5122 |
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One of the oddities of Wall Street is that it is the dealer and not the customer who is called broker.
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03-14-24, 03:10 PM | #5123 |
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I had a conversation with a dolphin once.
It felt like we really clicked.
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03-15-24, 10:18 AM | #5124 |
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Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office.
“Hello, there,” said one. “Are you coming or going?” “If I knew that,” said the other, “I wouldn’t be here.”
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03-15-24, 03:35 PM | #5125 |
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What do you call a moose with no name? Anony-moose.
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03-16-24, 05:57 AM | #5126 |
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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
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03-16-24, 11:50 AM | #5127 |
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What causes dry skin?
A towel.
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03-17-24, 09:29 AM | #5128 |
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey, they named a drink after you!”
“Really?” replies the grasshopper. “There’s a drink named Stan?”
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03-17-24, 02:36 PM | #5129 |
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What do you call a bug that can't make a decision?
A may-bee.
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03-17-24, 02:48 PM | #5130 |
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.” “Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
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