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02-28-24, 03:44 PM | #5086 |
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Three prisoners in a russian jail have a talk:
"What are you in for?" "I shamed and insulted the war criminal, Girkin." "And you?" "I publicly supported the hero of Russia, Girkin." "And you?" "Me? I am Girkin."
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02-28-24, 04:54 PM | #5087 |
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When I went to the dentist, I told him that I did not have a lot of money
So he gave me buck teeth
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02-29-24, 08:35 AM | #5088 |
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The girls in my local strip club are so good with computers they do lap top dancing.
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02-29-24, 03:05 PM | #5089 |
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Bedbugs are found in beds
Fruit flies are found in fruit Cockroaches......nevermind
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03-01-24, 07:09 AM | #5090 |
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20 mins long, but by golly it's good.
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03-01-24, 12:34 PM | #5091 |
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Did you hear about the 2 gay men that got into a fight in a bar? They were ejected for exchanging blows.
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03-01-24, 04:23 PM | #5092 |
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I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park.
It’s not easy. You try finding sixteen white and sixteen black old guys.
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03-02-24, 07:32 AM | #5093 |
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from local zoo.
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03-03-24, 01:44 PM | #5094 |
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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Don't think dirty! Only "wo".
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03-04-24, 01:39 PM | #5095 |
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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03-04-24, 04:02 PM | #5096 |
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I wasn’t close to my father when he died.
Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
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03-05-24, 09:27 AM | #5097 |
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I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say "What an ass?"
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03-06-24, 08:25 AM | #5098 |
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A man and a little boy are walking through the woods one night. The boy turns to the man and says:
“Mister, I’m scared.” “You’re scared?” replies the man. “I’m the one who’s gonna have to walk all the way back to the car by myself.”
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03-06-24, 12:12 PM | #5099 |
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Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel.
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03-07-24, 02:39 PM | #5100 |
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The police arrested me for killing and raping a girl. My defense? This corpse has been a virgin her whole life!
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