The joke thread II - Page 324

Jimbuna · 12-03-23, 01:05 PM

What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.

Platapus · 12-03-23, 01:43 PM

Are the security guards at the Samsung store the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Jimbuna · 12-04-23, 06:03 AM

How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.

Platapus · 12-04-23, 02:14 PM

What breed of dog would Dracula have?

Bloodhound, of course

Jimbuna · 12-04-23, 02:19 PM

What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.

Platapus · 12-04-23, 02:33 PM

What is my favorite childhood memory?

Having energy

Jimbuna · 12-04-23, 02:53 PM

What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.

Jimbuna · 12-05-23, 09:40 AM

Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.

Platapus · 12-05-23, 01:41 PM

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Jimbuna · 12-05-23, 02:03 PM

How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.

Jimbuna · 12-06-23, 01:35 PM

What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.

Platapus · 12-06-23, 03:00 PM

What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!

Jimbuna · 12-07-23, 07:07 AM

Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.

Jimbuna · 12-08-23, 12:30 PM

Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.

Platapus · 12-08-23, 01:39 PM

Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!

12-03-23, 01:05 PM	#4846
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-03-23, 01:43 PM	#4847
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,990 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Are the security guards at the Samsung store the real Guardians of the Galaxy? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-04-23, 06:03 AM	#4848
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-04-23, 02:14 PM	#4849
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,990 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What breed of dog would Dracula have? Bloodhound, of course __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-04-23, 02:19 PM	#4850
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-04-23, 02:33 PM	#4851
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,990 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What is my favorite childhood memory? Having energy __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-04-23, 02:53 PM	#4852
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-05-23, 09:40 AM	#4853
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-05-23, 01:41 PM	#4854
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,990 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-05-23, 02:03 PM	#4855
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-06-23, 01:35 PM	#4856
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-06-23, 03:00 PM	#4857
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,990 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-07-23, 07:07 AM	#4858
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-08-23, 12:30 PM	#4859
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,403 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-08-23, 01:39 PM	#4860
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 18,990 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.