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03-07-09, 11:54 AM | #4801 | |
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I wish pandemics were endemic.
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03-07-09, 03:32 PM | #4802 |
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Granted, but only in the North of England
I wish Jimbuna was on TS |
03-07-09, 04:53 PM | #4803 | |
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I wish you realised I was back on there NOWWWWWWWW
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03-07-09, 05:39 PM | #4804 |
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Granted, looks like we've stopped playing tag but you are busy conversing with others
I wish I knew when to shut up |
03-07-09, 06:11 PM | #4805 |
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Granted, you know when the shut up at all the wrong times
I wish machineguns had more machines in them
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03-07-09, 09:38 PM | #4806 |
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Granted, Machine guns are now mounted on all machines! From cars to vending machines to DVD players and computers. Accidental death by gunshots goes thru the roof and people denounce technology and move into caves. The Machines gain consciousness and a Terminator scenario ensues. The Machines win and mankind become slaves until the Transformers arrive on our planet and destroy the Evil Decepticon machines! All guns become outlawed and the new earth motto becomes "Its Nerf or nothing!"
I wish somebody here would crush my dreams. |
03-07-09, 09:51 PM | #4807 |
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granted, your dreams are now crushed. as a matter of fact, your unconcious and concious are both now crushed, therefore, you are now crushed.
i wish i didnt have to do that
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03-08-09, 08:34 AM | #4808 |
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Granted, you can do this instead.
I wish to feel the power.
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03-08-09, 10:28 AM | #4809 |
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Granted, but as you know, power is work divided by time, work in turn is the amount of energy transferred by a force through distance, kinetic energy is one-half mass multiplied by velocity squared...do you really want to feel all that?
I wish I knew more physics
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03-08-09, 02:21 PM | #4810 |
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Granted, but then you got too physical with that BFB that sits across from JB, he got jealous, and the next thing you knew, you were staring down at two stumps which once ended at your fingers but now end at your wrists.
I wish JB would forget about that BFB that he sits across from.
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03-08-09, 03:43 PM | #4811 |
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Granted, but she returns from annual leave tomorrow and will probably be even fatter.
I wish sticking a pin in her would make her burst.
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03-08-09, 04:05 PM | #4812 |
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Granted, sticking a pin in her makes her burst, but, seeing as how she is filled with the ugliest lumpy green goo you can image that has a terrible stench and you are now showered in it with no water available to wash, you hang yourself in despair from the ceiling rafters with an extension cord that is still plugged into the wall, thereby electrocuting and asphyxiating yourself at the same time
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03-09-09, 01:01 AM | #4813 |
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Granted, you will no longer think of fried green tomato's. You put a grenade in your mouth and pull the pin effectively erasing that memory and all others.
I wish my hot Girlfriend was hotter! |
03-09-09, 05:21 AM | #4814 |
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Granted, she is hotter, but dies of a fever of 110F. Bad luck old chap.
I wish Freiwillige had better luck with his girlfriend. |
03-09-09, 05:27 AM | #4815 |
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Granted, she is so hot that you become a human torch when you go near her and end up as a pile of ashes on the floor.
I wish work wasn't so demanding.
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