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11-15-23, 04:25 PM | #4786 |
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Headline:
Energizer Buddy arrested Charged with battery
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11-16-23, 07:53 AM | #4787 |
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What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
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11-16-23, 12:59 PM | #4788 |
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Did anyone remember to water the Christmas Tree?
I did!, said the dog
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11-16-23, 02:10 PM | #4789 |
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What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
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11-17-23, 06:13 AM | #4790 |
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Why aren't mustaches called Mouth Brows?
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11-17-23, 06:46 AM | #4791 |
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How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
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11-17-23, 07:01 AM | #4792 |
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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing.
It should definitely spice up this autobiography a little.
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11-17-23, 08:30 AM | #4793 |
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Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
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11-17-23, 02:57 PM | #4794 |
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What is blue and covered in feathers
A turkey holding its breath
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11-18-23, 08:22 AM | #4795 |
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What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
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11-18-23, 10:34 AM | #4796 |
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I often wonder why no one is ever the right amount of whelmed.
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11-18-23, 01:34 PM | #4797 |
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
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11-19-23, 06:03 AM | #4798 |
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How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut
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11-19-23, 09:43 AM | #4799 |
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Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
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11-20-23, 07:48 AM | #4800 |
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Can February March? No, but April May!
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