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11-07-23, 06:55 AM | #4756 |
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Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
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11-08-23, 06:49 AM | #4757 |
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs.
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11-08-23, 07:44 AM | #4758 |
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Ok Ok Ok
I have an idea for a new product How about this: Combining a laxative with Alphabet soup? I can call it "Letter Rip!"
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11-08-23, 01:11 PM | #4759 |
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Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
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11-08-23, 02:26 PM | #4760 |
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My wife threatened to leave me because of what she called my disgusting habits.
I was so shocked, I almost choked on my toenails.
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11-09-23, 06:00 AM | #4761 |
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How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
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11-09-23, 02:33 PM | #4762 |
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I relabeled all of the jars in my wife's spice rack.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin. |
11-09-23, 02:34 PM | #4763 |
Village Idiot
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My wife accused me of being an idiot for wearing two jackets when I painted our Den.
The foolish lady has always been too dumb to follow directions, which clearly says put on two coats. |
11-10-23, 05:05 AM | #4764 |
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What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
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11-10-23, 07:42 AM | #4765 |
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I have been struggling to get my wife's attention
So I just sat down and got comfortable. That did the trick
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11-10-23, 11:44 AM | #4766 |
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What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
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11-10-23, 06:36 PM | #4767 |
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I got a job at the circus as a human cannonball
It was a good job... until they fired me
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11-11-23, 07:06 AM | #4768 |
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Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
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11-11-23, 10:41 AM | #4769 |
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Our local smoke shop closed and a J.Crew opened in its place
Clothes but no cigars
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11-11-23, 12:04 PM | #4770 |
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Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
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