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10-30-23, 02:17 PM | #4741 |
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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10-31-23, 11:27 AM | #4742 |
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What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
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10-31-23, 02:47 PM | #4743 |
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A friend of mine got kidnapped by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to him
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11-01-23, 06:49 AM | #4744 |
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
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11-01-23, 03:09 PM | #4745 |
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Why is dark spelled with a K?
Because you can't C in dark
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11-02-23, 07:51 AM | #4746 |
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
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11-03-23, 08:08 AM | #4747 |
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What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
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11-04-23, 04:57 AM | #4748 |
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My son asked me what it was like being married.
I told him to leave me alone. When he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.
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11-04-23, 07:59 AM | #4749 |
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Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.
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11-05-23, 06:56 AM | #4750 |
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I called the Paranoia Help line
They asked me "how did you get this number?"
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11-05-23, 07:11 AM | #4751 |
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Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
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11-05-23, 01:54 PM | #4752 |
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I don't mean to brag.....
But cashiers are always checking me out
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11-06-23, 04:24 AM | #4753 |
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What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.
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11-06-23, 08:42 AM | #4754 |
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An elderly man rear-ended a younger man who was driving an expensive European sports car…
Enraged, the younger man hops out & confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car…!!! ”He yells "I demand that you give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" "Oh my…" the old man said nervously, "I don't have that kind of money.” “ Just let me call my son…,” he said with hope, “he trains dolphins and he will know what to do." "Dolphins..!?!?! Right" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes. The old man took out his phone, dialed his son, & just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man. "So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh..?!?!” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp…!!" "I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end. Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said…. " Dad .for the last time, I train Seals… Navy Seals.” “NOT dolphins..!!”
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11-06-23, 02:18 PM | #4755 |
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10 years ago, my friend came in to the room crying and saying "it's a boy!"
Never visited Thailand again after that
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