The Bilge - Page 30

Jimbuna · 10-30-14, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Impeachment order #1

Wolferz has been indicted for impeachment proceedings per Article 5, hapter 5, Subparagraph 5, line 5.

Charges are the following:

Refusing to stand against Subsim for throwing bilge members in the brig.

Aiding and Abetting the enemy over bilge members.

Aiding And Abetting Breach Of Fiduciary Duty.

Aiding and abetting Breach of Contract.

Refusing to bathe monthly setting proper example.

Passed out while on duty.

Scared on moderators, often siding with them over the bilge.

Spellchecking.

Refusing to provide for the general care of the crew.

Conspiring to bribe.

Being of poor physical shape and a poor lover.

Refusal to attack the enemy, hell, won't even leave port.

MAINLY....He promised to lead us to a full takeover of Subsim, giving us proper legit status. He promised Neal would be gone in 2009 and his gang of moderators to be held in the bilge to serve us. Nothing......

Have you taken your medication today?

Tango589 · 10-30-14, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

As for Tango, he doesn't know what he's saying 'cos I got Catfish to spike his cocoa with some of those magic mushrooms he likes.

I wondered why I was feeling so damn weird lately, it's them bloody mushrooms! You do know Catfish scrapes them off the walls of the septic discharge tank don't you? Who knows what diseases could be lurking in them parts? I've got a good mind to have you both loaded into the torp tubes and shot at a passing tramp steamer!

Eichhörnchen · 10-30-14, 06:36 PM

I haven't heard anything from Catfish all day today: I think he must have eaten a bad one

Wolferz · 10-30-14, 06:37 PM

I am impeachie keen bby.

Harrr!

Armistead,
I gave the order to cast off from the pier over a week ago. Have you forgotten how to drive this pig boat?
I wondered why we weren't moving.

Armistead · 10-30-14, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Have you taken your medication today?

Wolferz keeps all our meds locked up in his office and doesn't think we need them.

Armistead · 10-30-14, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I am impeachie keen bby.

Harrr!

Armistead,
I gave the order to cast off from the pier over a week ago. Have you forgotten how to drive this pig boat?
I wondered why we weren't moving.

The engines don't work and even if they did we don't have fuel for them. I sent you the proper notice a month ago for repairs and fuel.

Wolferz · 10-31-14, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

The engines don't work and even if they did we don't have fuel for them. I sent you the proper notice a month ago for repairs and fuel.

The first officer's job is to make the boat ready to sail by tasking the COB with the duties needed to accomplish it.

Contrary to popular belief...
No matter how much we appreciate the blockage of your gasses, it is not your job to stand on the bridge with your thumb firmly planted in your back side!

Aktungbby · 10-31-14, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

The engines don't work and even if they did we don't have fuel for them. I sent you the proper notice a month ago for repairs and fuel.

What ENGINE!?? Jus' git a crankin' !

Wolferz · 10-31-14, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

What ENGINE!?? Jus' git a crankin' !

The oars will arrive next Tuesday.

Catfish · 10-31-14, 03:47 PM

It needs some paint, maybe .. pink ?

Eichhörnchen · 10-31-14, 04:09 PM

Hey, what you doing down there, Catfish? Scraping up those bilge mushrooms again? Better get back up here before they catch you...

You found what while you were down there? A photograph of Armistead's mum? Let me see that... oh that's so sweet. Look, she's written on it:

Eichhörnchen · 10-31-14, 04:35 PM

Armistead · 10-31-14, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The first officer's job is to make the boat ready to sail by tasking the COB with the duties needed to accomplish it.

Contrary to popular belief...
No matter how much we appreciate the blockage of your gasses, it is not your job to stand on the bridge with your thumb firmly planted in your back side!

We still need your signature for request. Strange, you signed off on 10 gallons of medicinal alcohol, herpes ointment, and strawberries.....

Wolferz · 11-01-14, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

We still need your signature for request. Strange, you signed off on 10 gallons of medicinal alcohol, herpes ointment, and strawberries.....

You forgot about my balls of steel.

>hic< Give us a kiss and I'll let you hold them.

Aktungbby · 11-01-14, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You forgot about my balls of steel.

>hic< Give us a kiss and I'll let you hold them.

To chill the medicinal alcohol of course!

A particular favorite of mine!

And let's not foget another great captain and his 'ball bearings'!!

10-30-14, 06:37 PM	#439
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Scuttlebutt... I am impeachie keen bby. Harrr! Armistead, I gave the order to cast off from the pier over a week ago. Have you forgotten how to drive this pig boat? I wondered why we weren't moving. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-31-14, 04:09 PM	#446
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,805 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hey, what you doing down there, Catfish? Scraping up those bilge mushrooms again? Better get back up here before they catch you... You found what while you were down there? A photograph of Armistead's mum? Let me see that... oh that's so sweet. Look, she's written on it: Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 10-31-14 at 04:39 PM.

10-30-14, 06:36 PM	#438
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,805 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I haven't heard anything from Catfish all day today: I think he must have eaten a bad one

10-31-14, 03:47 PM	#445
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,923 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	It needs some paint, maybe .. pink ?

10-31-14, 04:35 PM	#447
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,805 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0