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Ace of the Deep
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Very good Hunter: quite an imagination you got there
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Ok are we flying tonight, RL got in the way the past few evenings.
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will write the others probally tommorow. annd perhaps we fly tommorow evening too. HunterICX
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OK, what was the flash project thing btw?
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HunterICX
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#37 |
Lucky Jack
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*tick tock tick tock*
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16/01/1943
2nd sortie of the day Goering: Acthung, keep thiz new aircraftz in one pieze! Dowly: can't make promises Kratos: I keep my mouth shut.... ![]() HunterICX: Oooh..goodie...Stalin sends PE2 aircraft! Dowly: Stalin must be in a nice mood then Xabbarus: give any of them in my gunsight this instant and I shoot them Kratos: Lets hope no one has me in the gunsight today. Radio chatter - HunterICX: Seeying anything? Kratos: Nothing yet. HunterICX: why do I have the feeling I'm always on front? Xabbarus: We simply cant risk the you mistake us for the enemy again. HunterICX: great..... Dowly: Na NA na naaaaaa HunterICX: Dang! those PE2's are high up there! see them Dowly: I see also a lot of fighters below them! Kratos: Ow boy, this looks nasty! Xabbarus: looks more like fun to me Dowly: attacking the fighters Kratos: Attacking with fingers crossed HunterICX: climbing higher to catch them PE2's Xabbarus: trying to follow. Dowly: get...in..my..sight.....dang it... Dowly: Gah...<Machine gun rattling> ![]() Dowly: got one! Kratos: Nice one, mate! Kratos: now..where is...<bullet impacts> Dowly: watch out , they are behind you! Kratos: Felt it...dang...<engine failing> Oh...this doesnt sound good ![]() Dowly: you really are unlucky. Kratos: Nah...I think its my task to piss off Goering. Kratos: theres the ground. ![]() Kratos: Arfhhhh....Now...off to ask that nice lady over there to borrow her car. HunterICX: have them PE2's in range Dowly: Dang dang dang I,m hit! I,m Hit! HunterICX: Blasted, there goes our second fighter Xabbarus: Goering is going to kill us. Dowly: bailing outta here! ![]() Dowly: Aircraft, go away! No, dont drop ontop of me! Go AWAAAAAAAY! Xabbarus: <bullet impacts> dammit! blast it! HunterICX: you alright there Xabbarus? Xabbarus: No, going down..toooo fast! HunterICX: Bail out! Xabbarus: cant...reach...the..... ![]() HunterICX: Xabbarus?!!!! Xabbarus: Stop yelling will you! HunterICX: are you ok? Xabbarus: I have the feeling I'm a lot shorter now. HunterICX: finally, I got you PE2! HunterICX: <machine gun rattling> say hello to my little friends Russian rear gunner: Screw you, komrad! <Machin gun firing> HunterICX: you little %$@! ![]() HunterICX: I'm screwed...losing power here. HunterICX: <Unhealthy engine sound> Better get this bird on the ground ![]() Back at base - Goering: <German foul language> FOUR AIRCRAFT!!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE FOR THE LUFTWAFFE! Kratos: Calm down ya fecka Goering: %$"@ YOU!!!!! HunterICX: It wasnt our fault sir! Goering: NO?! WAS IT STALINS FAULT? Dowly: can we go now? Xabbarus: yeah, I have to see a doctor Dowly: Xabbarus, you are a lot shorter now. Xabbarus: shut up dowly..... Goering: NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THOSE AIRCRAFT! Kratos: buy us new ones. HunterICX: yeah, and while your at it...a new combat uniform too Goering: GET OUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! end of Patrol 4
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patrol 3...damn what a long day... On the toillet: HunterICX: So dowly, you think goering will show up with new aircraft? Dowly: I doubt it. HunterICX: Never saw him going that red. Dowly: he was coooooking alright HunterICX: *sniff* Dowly! is that you! Dowly: tee-hee! HunterICX: Discusting! Damn! *Kratos enters the toillet* Kratos: Well guys...we got...our OW BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT SMELL! HunterICX: Its dowly, lets get the hell out of here!!!!! Take off- ![]() HunterICX: Yaaaaaaaay, new aircraft! Goering: AND YOU ALL KEEPZ THEM IN ONE PIEZE NOW! Kratos: Will try my best. Xabbarus: Damn doctor...everyhing just hurts Dowly: Well he had to pull you back to your original size..thats not pretty Xabbarus: Yeah, just a second longer and I would have killed that damn doctor. Radio chatter - HunterICX: what are we actually doing this late in the afternoon Dowly: patrolling....nothing special. Kratos: Finally I can keep my aircraft in 1 piece Dowly: I certainly hope so HunterICX: Hehehehe....cant imagine goering face if we did it again Dowly: oooh...what do I see there! Xabbarus: IL2's unescorted! Kratos: thats better Dowly: turkey shooting time! HunterICX: I still would be carefull with those rear gunners..the PE2 from the mission earlier peppered my engine. Dowly: dont worry! I,m going in! HunterICX: ah well, lets go! ![]() HunterICX: Holy crap, what are those IL2 made out of? Xabbarus: Paper I guess Dowly: *ah ah ah staying alive staying alive..* Kratos: ow boy..... ![]() USSR rear gunner: NEXT TIME DOWLY, NEXT TIME!!!!!! Dowly: Huh? do I know you? USSR Rear gunner: I am your father... Dowly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kratos: WAKE UP FERRET!!!!!!!! WAKE UP! Dowly: Whu..wa...? Kratos: Whats up with you man! you where snoring throught the radio and your aircraft was floating away from us. Dowly: I had a fecking nightmare! HunterICX: you always fall asleep when having easy targets Dowly: I'm afraid so. Xabbarus: Hunter finish that last one and lets go home...I'm getting quiet the appetite. Kratos: yeah, same here. ![]() HunterICX: thats number 2, now lets get out of here. Landing- Goering: OW good Job jungenz! you all made it! ![]() Dowly: Whats for dinner? Goering: Kartoffelsalat mit bradwurst Xabbarus: what makes you in such good mood? Goering: well, for the firzt time you all four maze it back to baze! HunterICX: Ow boy, sound good to me ![]() HunterICX: on the ground at last ![]() Xabbarus: where's kratos? Dowly: there he is... HunterICX: hurry up, we are hungry Dowly: that doesnt look right! Xabbarus: Nope...he is going to fast Kratos: ow..bugger! ![]() HunterICX: Oh...oooh... Dowly: indeed... Xabbarus: thats not the worst part..look the door of the tower opens Dowly: RUN KRATOS RUUUUN!!!!!!! Goering: HERE !!!! COMEZ YETZ HERE!!!!!! VERDAMMTS DU SCHWEIN!!!!!!! Kratos: Leave me aloooone! HunterICX: Didnt knew goering could run that fast Xabbarus: Surprised he even can walk. Dowly: lets go..I,m really hungry End of patrol 3
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HeHe!!! why is it always me @ the brunt off the landing jokes now
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Lucky Jack
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Lol, you really need to keep your eye on the speed indicator instead of going in at 350km/h. :rotfl:
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That is the funniest one yet....
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RL sucks
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