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01-10-20, 09:37 AM | #31 |
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
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01-10-20, 01:24 PM | #32 |
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Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood
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01-10-20, 01:52 PM | #33 |
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What goes 'Black-White Black-White Black-White' ?
A Penguin rolling downhill
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01-10-20, 02:33 PM | #34 |
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You are really good at this Mr. Squirrel.
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01-10-20, 11:22 PM | #35 |
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck??
A Christmas quacker.
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01-11-20, 08:05 AM | #36 |
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What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
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01-11-20, 05:27 PM | #37 |
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What's the best Christmas present??
A broken drum, you can't beat it.
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01-11-20, 05:36 PM | #38 |
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells
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01-12-20, 08:19 AM | #39 |
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What goes Ho, Ho, Ho, thump?
Santa laughing his head off!
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01-12-20, 09:49 AM | #40 |
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Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
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01-12-20, 12:54 PM | #41 |
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What does a soccer team do when the pitch is flooded?
They bring on the Subs
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01-12-20, 05:48 PM | #42 |
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Excuse me for being a bit thick Mr Squirrel but what's the above post got to do with christmas?
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
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01-12-20, 08:01 PM | #43 |
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Why does Santa live at the North Pole??
'Cause that's where his house is.
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01-13-20, 12:35 PM | #44 |
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Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it 'soots' him!
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01-13-20, 04:52 PM | #45 |
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What do you call a snowman in the Summer?
A puddle
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