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03-28-23, 06:04 AM | #4186 |
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When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.
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03-28-23, 06:32 AM | #4187 |
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I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
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03-28-23, 04:37 PM | #4188 |
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My boss was yelling about how he hates lazy people
I asked him why, they don't do anything.
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03-29-23, 05:55 AM | #4189 |
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I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.
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03-29-23, 06:03 AM | #4190 |
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Did you hear about the soldier who survived being attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray.
He’s now become a seasoned veteran.
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03-30-23, 07:52 AM | #4191 |
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Have you heard about those new mobile phones for deaf people?
They’re called ‘eye-phones’.
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03-30-23, 08:00 AM | #4192 |
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Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company
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03-30-23, 04:56 PM | #4193 |
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Why be a pessimist?
It probably won't work out well.
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03-31-23, 05:25 AM | #4194 |
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I’ve just Wrote a really awesome song about fajitas… Well it’s more of a wrap really.
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03-31-23, 05:28 AM | #4195 |
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Yo Mama’s so fat, when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building, all the people said “NO! DON’T DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND!”
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03-31-23, 05:01 PM | #4196 |
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Mary Jones was arrested today for running a confidence game by selling a so called immortality drug.
When police ran her record they found out she had been arrested for the same crime in 1995, 1923, 1890, and 1802
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04-01-23, 06:36 AM | #4197 |
Chief of the Boat
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Hi,
I feel so dirty right now, PLEASE DO ME! Love, The Dishes
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04-01-23, 06:39 AM | #4198 |
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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.
Husband: “Honey I think your mum tried to have sex with me last night! ” Wife: “That’s impossible, she’s on holiday!” Husband: “Oh ok, well maybe you should wear more makeup then!”
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04-02-23, 04:59 AM | #4199 |
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Yo mama is so poor she can’t even pay attention.
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04-02-23, 05:01 AM | #4200 |
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I love self checkout machines at supermarkets. Just got a 40″ TV for the same price as a bag of apples.
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