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03-06-23, 01:01 PM | #4111 |
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Accordion to a recent survey 90% of people don’t notice when you replace words with the names of musical instruments.
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03-06-23, 01:41 PM | #4112 | |
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But how many notice when the same joke is posted six times in the same thread?
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03-06-23, 01:42 PM | #4113 |
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
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03-07-23, 06:56 AM | #4114 |
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What do relationships and video games have in common?
They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.
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03-07-23, 07:03 AM | #4115 |
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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”
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03-07-23, 01:55 PM | #4116 |
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Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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03-07-23, 02:21 PM | #4117 |
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Interviewer: Give me an example of a time you overcame a difficult situation.
Me: I ran out of milk once when making cereal so I came up with the idea of using ice cream.
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03-08-23, 08:37 AM | #4118 |
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Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
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03-08-23, 08:39 AM | #4119 |
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A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers.
So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.
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03-08-23, 02:32 PM | #4120 |
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Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
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03-08-23, 02:44 PM | #4121 |
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Daughter called me and said she would like to have a pony for Christmas.
I said ok. Though i think the duck last year was good enough.
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03-09-23, 06:48 AM | #4122 |
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I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.
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03-09-23, 06:52 AM | #4123 |
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Yo mama is so hairy big foot took a picture of her.
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03-09-23, 01:53 PM | #4124 |
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My neighbor was in the hospital for eating several plastic toy horses.
His condition is listed as stable.
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03-09-23, 02:31 PM | #4125 |
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Yo mama is so fat instead of wearing earrings she wears onion rings.
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