The Bilge - Page 27

Aktungbby · 10-23-14, 05:11 PM

Has any one explained the bilge-can duty of the newest recruit? No spills allowed!

Armistead · 10-23-14, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You're a shoe-in Endrass. The rank and file have already begun your hazing.
Insult a moderator?

Indeed not!
Well, not intentionally anyway.

Insult can't be given, unless taken. So, if a moderator takes your insult, well, we won't be responsible and will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

Don't forget, an extra special circumcision will be the consequences of getting caught and tossed in the brig.

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We'll just add Nub to our growing list of nicknames.

Seems we just let anyone in these days. Our once tight group of Ubirats now has become Club Bilge. IDC, let in anyone, but one day all will be revealed.

Armistead · 10-23-14, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

I've got a bottle of 40-year old scotch I haven't killed yet. Will that do?

And Armistead, Tango's right. Your priest is quite a fellow.

OK, you have my vote. Fair warning, when you give the secret handshake, wash your hands afterwards with Kerosene. See post 233

Kaptlt.Endrass · 10-23-14, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You're a shoe-in Endrass. The rank and file have already begun your hazing.
Insult a moderator?

Indeed not!
Well, not intentionally anyway.

Insult can't be given, unless taken. So, if a moderator takes your insult, well, we won't be responsible and will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

Don't forget, an extra special circumcision will be the consequences of getting caught and tossed in the brig.

No worries. I knew they were screwin' 'round. I've gotten hazed plenty. Just play along and you'll be fine. And I ain't getting no more circumcision. Once was once too many, and I ain't even Jewish. (Imagine my surprise when my parents told me every lad has to get snipped. Better than the alternative.)

Everything is still in fine working order under my kilt. The (insert 8 lettered curse) aren't taking my Scottish pride.

Or German. Or Irish, English. This ancestry thing's givin' me a headache. Another round on me!

Tango589 · 10-24-14, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

but you're the boats priest...and that's where we got the secret handshake from....

If I'm the boats priest then it's a poor lookout for religion round here, what with me being an atheist. Worship what or who you like, but don't expect me to get involved. Also, I do not look good in a frock. I suggest we nominate someone of a more pious nature for the position. Any suggestions?

Aktungbby · 10-24-14, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

If I'm the boats priest then it's a poor lookout for religion round here, what with me being an atheist. Worship what or who you like, but don't expect me to get involved. Also, I do not look good in a frock. I suggest we nominate someone of a more pious nature for the position. Any suggestions?

OH NO! you're the ship's PADRE! The LORD works in mysterious ways-remember my vino problem on my wedding day?

And besides you're a grape kinda' guy!

Don't worry about the frock-it's a hair-shirt for U BBY (cilice) just for penance and contrition

detail of celice close up

worn as a jock strap??? no wonder they call it "chain male"

Armistead · 10-24-14, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

If I'm the boats priest then it's a poor lookout for religion round here, what with me being an atheist. Worship what or who you like, but don't expect me to get involved. Also, I do not look good in a frock. I suggest we nominate someone of a more pious nature for the position. Any suggestions?

This is the bilge, we made you the priest because you are an atheist...and you know you enjoy all the confessions made in the head/confession booth.

Armistead · 10-24-14, 03:37 PM

Our new uniforms are here..

For the Men and Aktung

For Donna and Tango

Wolferz · 10-24-14, 03:47 PM

Nice anchors.

Armistead · 10-24-14, 03:56 PM

turn the tie around and the men have a bib...

Aktungbby · 10-24-14, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Nice anchors.

From which we derive "anchors away!" @ Tango BBY you'll be in good company wearing you penitent's hair shirt! It seems Thomas Becket was wearing a hairshirt when he was martyred, St Patrick reputedly wore a cilice, Charlemagne was buried in a hairshirt, and even ol' Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor and King of Germany, famously wore one in his long walk to Canossa . Prince Henry the Navigator was found to be wearing a hairshirt at the time of his death in 1460- In short you'll be right in style and a submarine is a bit cloistered at that. Of course a change of pace (and less itchiness) could involve self- flagellation during your contrite evening vespers, I'm sure the missus has one of her ol' whips laying about- probably next to the French maid outfit!-YOU ENGLISH! BOTTOM LINE: We bilgerat pigboaters prefer our padres painfully penitent Some sacramental wine will ease the pain

Armistead · 10-24-14, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

From which we derive "anchors away!" @ Tango BBY you'll be in good company wearing you penitent's hair shirt! It seems Thomas Becket was wearing a hairshirt when he was martyred, St Patrick reputedly wore a cilice, Charlemagne was buried in a hairshirt, and even ol' Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor and King of Germany, famously wore one in his long walk to Canossa . Prince Henry the Navigator was found to be wearing a hairshirt at the time of his death in 1460- In short you'll be right in style and a submarine is a bit cloistered at that. Of course a change of pace (and less itchiness) could involve self- flagellation during your contrite evening vespers, I'm sure the missus has one of her ol' whips laying about- probably next to the French maid outfit!-YOU ENGLISH! BOTTOM LINE: We bilgerat pigboaters prefer our padres painfully penitent Some sacramental wine will ease the pain

How the hell does your brain come up with all this stuff? Are you a history professor that gave a cute female student an A, got caught, fired, and became a drunk? Is this where the smart nonsensical ramblings come from?

Aktungbby · 10-24-14, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

How the hell does your brain come up with all this stuff? Are you a history professor that gave a cute female student an A, got caught, fired, and became a drunk? Is this where the smart nonsensical ramblings come from?

JEEZE I thought I was keepin' up with you inspirationwise-I'm runnin' on Hamm's an' Spam!; you're runnin' on Moonshine and corn-pone!!!

Tango589 · 10-25-14, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

From which we derive "anchors away!" @ Tango BBY you'll be in good company wearing you penitent's hair shirt! It seems Thomas Becket was wearing a hairshirt when he was martyred, St Patrick reputedly wore a cilice, Charlemagne was buried in a hairshirt, and even ol' Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor and King of Germany, famously wore one in his long walk to Canossa . Prince Henry the Navigator was found to be wearing a hairshirt at the time of his death in 1460- In short you'll be right in style and a submarine is a bit cloistered at that. Of course a change of pace (and less itchiness) could involve self- flagellation during your contrite evening vespers, I'm sure the missus has one of her ol' whips laying about- probably next to the French maid outfit!-YOU ENGLISH! BOTTOM LINE: We bilgerat pigboaters prefer our padres painfully penitent Some sacramental wine will ease the pain

Ok, I don't mind wearing the Lady Sailor outfit, although I might need some help filling the frontage. As for the hair shirt, as long as I avoid the spiky steel jock-strap a steady supply of sacramental wine or bilge brew will definitely make things more comfortable. I really need to get an air freshener for the 'confession booth' after Kaptlt.Endrass blew back the poop tank discharge system by mistake on his 1st day...

Wolferz · 10-25-14, 06:43 AM

The term is Anchors a-weigh. The point at which the anchor first has weight applied to the haul rope or chain. Olden seadogs loved to add 'a' to words and created most nautical terms in the process.
IE: A-stern, A-shore, a-sea, a-wash, aboard, a-shole, a-ground. etc, etc
ad nauseum.

10-23-14, 05:11 PM	#391
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,983 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Has any one explained the bilge-can duty of the newest recruit? No spills allowed! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

10-24-14, 03:37 PM	#398
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Our new uniforms are here.. For the Men and Aktung For Donna and Tango __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-24-14, 03:47 PM	#399
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Nice anchors. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

10-24-14, 03:56 PM	#400
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	turn the tie around and the men have a bib... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

10-25-14, 06:43 AM	#405
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The term is Anchors a-weigh. The point at which the anchor first has weight applied to the haul rope or chain. Olden seadogs loved to add 'a' to words and created most nautical terms in the process. IE: A-stern, A-shore, a-sea, a-wash, aboard, a-shole, a-ground. etc, etc ad nauseum. __________________ Tomorrow never comes