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Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same sh!t different day ?
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#3767 |
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Just started a business where we weigh tiny objects. It’s a small scale operation.
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#3768 |
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My wife just left me for an Indian guy. I think he’ll treat her well because I I heard they worship cows.
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#3769 |
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Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European.
I saw it coming from a kilometre away.
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#3770 |
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I heard a really great Coronavirus joke the other day but I don’t want to spread it.
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#3771 |
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A minister, doctor, lawyer, and engineer meet for golf after work. They find themselves stuck behind another group who is moving far too slow, clearly lost in what they're doing, to the point where dark will arrive before they finish their nine holes.
A groundskeeper wanders by, and they flag him over to complain about this group they're stuck behind. The groundskeeper explains, they're a group of blinded veterans, and out of respect the management lets them just go out and hack around for as long as they'd like. The minister says, "oh that's terrible, I feel horrible for complaining. I will ask my congregation to pray for them." The lawyer says, "yeah, I feel pretty bad about this. I will see if there's any government assistance I can secure for them." The doctor says, "I have a good friend who is a leading ophthalmologist, I can ask if there is anything he can do for any of them." Then they catch the engineer pondering, clearly confused by the whole situation. He says, "why can't they just play at night?" Magic
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#3772 |
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I’ll never forget my dads last words “Thanks for buying me a rattle snake for my birthday”.
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#3773 |
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I poured some Root Beer into a square glass.
All I have now is beer.
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#3774 |
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Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.
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#3775 |
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Just found out my toaster isn’t waterproof. I was shocked.
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#3776 |
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A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.
The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”
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#3777 |
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Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?” He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “
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I hope the thief who stole my anti-depressants is happy now.
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#3779 |
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Scientists have recently discovered that having birthdays is good for your health. The more birthdays you have the longer you live.
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#3780 |
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Q. How does Jesus make beer?
A. He brews it
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