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07-12-22, 12:05 PM | #3646 |
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What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
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07-13-22, 11:59 AM | #3647 |
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3What do you call two bananas on the floor?
Slippers.
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07-14-22, 12:00 PM | #3648 |
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
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07-17-22, 01:31 PM | #3649 |
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Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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07-18-22, 06:58 AM | #3650 |
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I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
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07-19-22, 02:04 PM | #3651 |
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What's the opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
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07-20-22, 08:23 AM | #3652 |
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Monday afternoon I went to the liquor store on my bicycle, bought a bottle of scotch and put it in my bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself if I fell off the bicycle the bottle might break. So, I drank the bottle before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven time before I made it home.
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07-20-22, 04:24 PM | #3653 |
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Is a swimming pool dangerous?
Deep ends
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07-21-22, 12:21 PM | #3654 |
Chief of the Boat
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I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
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07-21-22, 08:08 PM | #3655 |
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Last night I watched a documentary on mushrooms...
I will watch every documentary that way from now on! |
07-22-22, 11:10 AM | #3656 |
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Friendship between women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day, she told her husband that she had slept over at her friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day, he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there. |
07-23-22, 05:59 AM | #3657 |
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Got a PS5 for my little brother. Best trade I've ever done!
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07-23-22, 12:05 PM | #3658 |
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I started exercising using stuff I already had at home
I started with lifting 1 pound bags of potatoes Then I moved to lifting and holding 5 pound bags of potatoes Now I am up to holding two 10 pound bags of potatoes. One of these days I might put some potatoes in the bags.
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07-24-22, 01:56 PM | #3659 |
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I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust!
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07-24-22, 01:57 PM | #3660 |
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.
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