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03-02-13, 12:06 PM | #3481 |
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So The Queen has the squirts, eh?
At least she'll get plenty of sympathy from Philip, he's had verbal diarrhoea for as long as anyone can remember.
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03-02-13, 12:34 PM | #3482 |
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My new job mostly involves working from peoples homes. I get well paid and only have to put in a couple of hours a week.
It's great being a burglar.
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03-03-13, 07:47 AM | #3483 |
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My girlfriend bought me a set of golf clubs for my birthday.
I can't wait for someone to break into my house so that I can try them out.
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03-03-13, 08:00 AM | #3484 |
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For my son's 18th birthday, I took him to a strip club. His mum went mad when she found out.
In fairness, I should've told her we'd be turning up.
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03-03-13, 08:03 AM | #3485 |
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I placed an online order for my daughters birthday, she wanted One Direction's latest album.
After placing the order, it gave me the recommendation of "People who bought this, also bought a chair and a noose."
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03-03-13, 08:12 AM | #3486 |
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First Korea had "Gangnam style."
Then we had America's "Harlem Shake." Can't see South Africa's "Taxi Driver drag" taking off though.
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03-03-13, 08:23 AM | #3487 |
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Meat Pies tested in Iceland contain NO horse meat...or NO meat of ANY kind...
In Iceland, even corruption is environmental-friendly.
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03-03-13, 08:33 AM | #3488 |
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My girlfriend brought me breakfast in bed served on a satellite dish this morning.
Everything was fine except the eggs. They were scrambled.
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03-03-13, 12:24 PM | #3489 |
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I sued my local Aldi, after I injured my ankle slipping on a fresh dog poop in the store entrance.
I lost the case though. The court didn't accept the idea that there'd be something fresh in Aldi.
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03-03-13, 12:43 PM | #3490 |
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I'm looking for a job as a local tree surgeon.
Unfortunately, there aren't any branches in my area.
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03-03-13, 01:09 PM | #3491 |
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For sale: Two bananas. May split.
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03-04-13, 06:27 AM | #3492 |
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Now that the Queen has been admitted to hospital, Australian radio DJs have been advised to turn their phones off.
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03-04-13, 07:31 AM | #3493 |
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Prince Charles has no hope of finding out how his mother is. Whenever he rings up the Hospital now they just hang up on him.
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03-04-13, 08:55 AM | #3494 |
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Another blow for the Royal family about the Queen getting gastroenteritis over the weekend.
They've just heard it's common.
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03-04-13, 10:13 AM | #3495 |
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I got fired today, for downloading porn on the work computer causing everything to crash.
They don't muck around in air traffic control.
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